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Making that gullus go faster than a fuckin' bullus night with a little caffeine boost.

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Let's open that gate and head out into the big bad world today on my bus.

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My sexy little bus that I need.

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How are you dahi, oh? How are you dahi?

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Thanks very much dahi. That's mighty.

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That's mighty altogether.

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I'll get on this piece.

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Now we close these doors.

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Doonan durus. FBS whore, how are ya?

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A unibus donatin' FBS whore.

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You're an old whore for the FPS's, are ya?

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Thanks very much for that.

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How you gettin' that?

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Now we turn this on. Get this, get the paratish shouted.

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Three new routes today now.

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Because I was feck-a- feck-acting the last day.

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I couldn't, I couldn't seem to get my head out of me arse.

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And I had your one, Silly, Silly, Venezuela. I had to change her name to Silly Banana.

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And, um, well, you know the score yourself now.

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Let's go, let's go.

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Turn right.

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Tourne adroit.

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As they say over in French.

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Hope you're all doing well today.

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Nice day for the bossin'.

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Nice day for the bossin'.

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Put that parking brake on Neil.

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And we-

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Stand here. The doors are open.

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Gentian street. Stand here. The doors are open.

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Stand here. The doors are open.

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One ticket regular, please.

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How are you now, beard man?

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One regular, one trip.

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Be, uh, 220.

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Thank you.

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Give you back your 280 there now.

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And you're away.

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Thank you.

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No problem.

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I just need one ticket.

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You do?

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Where are you going? To paradise, is it?

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I give you one ticket to paradise.

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One regular, one regular one trip.

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That is, five, that you've given me five and you, I, you, 220 is the ticket, you've given me five.

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So I will give you 280 back.

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I've given you too much change, but you're gone.

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Thank you, dear.

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How are you?

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Hello.

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You alright?

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No, one ticket.

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How are these?

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You alright?

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Are you fucked?

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Are you, are you okay?

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Are you drunk?

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Are you, or have you got something wrong?

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Or is everything up?

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You okay?

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I think we might have to refu- refuse ya.

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Cause you're fucked.

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How do we refuse this guy now?

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Reject.

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Oh, boo.

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See you later.

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What a wet flag.

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See you later.

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That guy needs to dry out.

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Staying clear.

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The doors are closed.

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Staying clear.

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The doors are closed.

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Staying clear.

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The doors are closed.

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No.

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What are we?

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The doors are closed.

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No.

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What are we?

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Next stop, St. Paul's Church.

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So we've a few new routes.

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The last route I did now, it didn't include all the bush stops, so I was wondering why I wasn't getting to level eight.

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And that was the reason why I didn't include all the bush stops, you see.

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Now we're late for the next stop, cause your man was pissed.

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Fuckin' hell, ran someone over.

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Ran someone over.

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Well.

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Sorry about that now.

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Aye, he's dead.

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He came out of nowhere.

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Sorry about that now, boss.

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He came out of nowhere.

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Contract terminated.

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Well, it's not going great.

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We're back in the staff room now.

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I might have a bit of an apple.

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He came out of nowhere.

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I ran over his body.

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It wasn't my fault.

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He came out of nowhere.

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Somebody.

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He came out of nowhere.

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Somebody.

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He's doing a business donating.

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He's doing a business donating.

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He's doing a business donating.

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Yeah.

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Ganley Root 420.

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Thank you very much.

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That's gonna go towards the funeral of your man.

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The man I ran over.

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Well.

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That's one person dead.

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He's doing a business donating.

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He's doing a business donating.

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He's doing a business donating.

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Yeah.

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Ganley Root 420.

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Thank you very much.

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That's gonna go towards the funeral of your man.

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The man I ran over.

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He ran over.

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Well.

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That's one person dead.

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But we won't let it hold us back.

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How are you getting that?

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How are you getting that?

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How are you getting that?

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How are you getting that?

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I killed a man last Tuesday.

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He walked out into the street.

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But now he's dead.

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I didn't see his face.

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Or his face.

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Or his arms.

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Or his torso.

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Until it was too late.

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Let's open that gate.

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And the door to the bus.

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The door to the bus.

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He's doing a business donating.

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Boxes of Cobra Topsin.

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How are you?

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He's doing a business donating.

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Yeah.

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It's great to have you in the mainframe boxes.

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Hopefully you're having a great Sunday.

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Afternoon evening.

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Whatever the hell it is now.

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Wherever it is you are in the world.

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Hopefully everything's okay with you.

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And now watch out for the buses out there.

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Now they're dodgy.

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They could run you over.

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If you're not looking.

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That guy wasn't looking.

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He was on his phone.

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And ran over there you know.

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Thank you very much.

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Now.

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Second time lucky.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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Thank you dear.

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We'll say no more.

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You've all got bus passes.

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That's great stuff for me now.

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I don't have to be dealing with you.

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I'm sicky.

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I'm only messing.

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I'm not sicky.

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I love you all.

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All you passengers I love you.

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In a friendly way.

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Hey, do you miss a little mate?

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Ryan Elias.

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Thank you very much, Ryan Elias.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I'm on a student single trip.

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I can't feel my nose.

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Please turn up the heat.

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Turn up the heat.

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Or get out of the kitchen.

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Is that it?

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Hold on now.

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We'll come to a complete stop and I'll turn the heat up for you.

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Thank you very much funeral funds.

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No.

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That might be too hot.

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Man's not hot.

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Now we're gone.

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We're ready to blow this.

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Thing wide open.

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Go.

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Drive.

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Drive.

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There.

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I was watching this online video of how eyes can change color depending on what you eat.

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What?

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That's impossible.

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Your eyes can change.

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You don't miss Zoni.

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Just by way.

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Gragashki how are ya?

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Thank you very much Gragashki.

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Yeah.

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I'm not going to be friends again.

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I'm not going to be friends again.

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I'm going wrong.

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Isn't that it?

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You miss a few turns on this job and you end up getting sacked or you run someone over.

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It could go one or two ways like ya know.

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Oh shit.

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I'm on the wrong side of the feckin road.

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How are we going to manage this?

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Right.

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We're going to have to try something a bit.

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Another docks here now guys.

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Sorry about this.

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Shlug Aaron apologizes to all customers.

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All customers.

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Fuck it.

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Christ.

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No.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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Really, yeah.

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No.

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Maybe...

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Mind your language.

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Mind your feckin' language.

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Now, you took a chance riding the bus with me.

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But we get there in the end.

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Schlagerin gets you there in the end.

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No matter how foul the form.

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Great service, someone says.

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Little ladies.

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What can you do?

282
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Oh yeah.

283
00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,200
One regular.

284
00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,200
One regular.

285
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,200
No.

286
00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,200
220.

287
00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:45,700
Uh...

288
00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:46,200
Thanks.

289
00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,400
How do you do?

290
00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,400
I've given you the wrong change.

291
00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,400
Sorry about that.

292
00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:50,700
No.

293
00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,000
That's gonna come out of my pocket at the end of the week.

294
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:55,400
Stand clear.

295
00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:56,600
The doors are closed.

296
00:10:58,900 --> 00:10:59,700
Stand clear.

297
00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:00,900
The doors are closed.

298
00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,000
Now, right at the end of this road now.

299
00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:09,900
Hey, we're in good time.

300
00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:11,900
We're in good time.

301
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:12,500
No.

302
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,100
No.

303
00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:25,800
No.

304
00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:43,620
How are you getting on that Lee Brennan, Captain Obvious, Max Darwin, John Beresford, Ice Aenex, R. Carey?

305
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,100
I was in the chat. Hope you're alright.

306
00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,680
Fijente, Luke Flanagan. How are you?

307
00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,620
Shane O'Hagan, how are you?

308
00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:19,160
Jake Wright, you're welcome to the bus.

309
00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:21,500
One regular, one trip.

310
00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:23,700
220.

311
00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:28,840
220.2 AC back. Is this too easy?

312
00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,320
Stop waving your fucking fiver at me.

313
00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:33,000
I don't like the way they do that.

314
00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:34,680
I'll have a student single trip ticket.

315
00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:35,820
Student single, right.

316
00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:37,600
140.

317
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:38,480
Fiver.

318
00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:40,660
I'll have your 360 back.

319
00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:41,440
No.

320
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:43,520
You are some man.

321
00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:44,540
Have a great day.

322
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:45,000
No problem.

323
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,100
Staying clear.

324
00:12:46,460 --> 00:12:47,240
The doors are closed.

325
00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:50,380
Staying clear.

326
00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:51,540
The doors are closed.

327
00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:58,860
Next stop.

328
00:12:58,860 --> 00:12:59,960
Crowds rest.

329
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,240
Between the physical names.

330
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,400
How are you, Big CC?

331
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,880
How are you getting on?

332
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:03,880
How are you getting on?

333
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:04,280
I'm getting on the road.

334
00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:04,780
Yeah.

335
00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:05,540
Never mind.

336
00:13:05,540 --> 00:13:06,900
I forget what I said.

337
00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:08,440
Thank you very much, Big CC.

338
00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:12,240
Hope you're doing well.

339
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,140
How are you getting on?

340
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,280
How are you getting on?

341
00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:19,200
How?

342
00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:22,000
Let's slow down here for these guys.

343
00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:24,520
FPS 4 94.

344
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:25,160
How are you?

345
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:25,520
Yeah.

346
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:25,820
Yeah.

347
00:13:26,420 --> 00:13:28,460
It might stand here.

348
00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:29,380
Crowds rest.

349
00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:29,840
Street.

350
00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:32,120
Two tickets.

351
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,660
The doors are open.

352
00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:35,020
Two tickets.

353
00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:36,820
Have you sobered up?

354
00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:40,420
280.

355
00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:44,540
220 back.

356
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:50,280
How are you?

357
00:13:52,780 --> 00:13:53,820
One regular, one trip.

358
00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:54,980
220.

359
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:00,960
Nice leather jacket.

360
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,360
Oh, we have an ambulance trying to get by.

361
00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:06,060
We have an ambulance trying to get by.

362
00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:07,920
Because he's ours.

363
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,180
Staying clear.

364
00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:10,300
The doors are closed.

365
00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:13,460
Staying clear.

366
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:14,600
The doors are closed.

367
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,360
Let him go by.

368
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:20,480
We let him go by.

369
00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:25,600
He caused that accident now, not me.

370
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,860
Next stop, Garden Lane.

371
00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:34,300
Astonishing level of incompetence there by the ambulance driver.

372
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:35,440
Paramedics.

373
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,940
He had a fucking full lane he could have gone by.

374
00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:40,580
I'm sorry about the swearing on the Sabbath.

375
00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:42,240
Dr. Oaker, how are you?

376
00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,600
You doing a bit of donating, Dr. Oaker?

377
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,260
That's fucking mighty.

378
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:50,420
Thank you very much.

379
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,420
Ricky, how are you?

380
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:01,580
Ricky, how are you?

381
00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:02,720
Thank you very much, Ricky.

382
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:05,040
I hope you're having a great Sunday afternoon now.

383
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,240
We're going to try and get you to where we're going fast.

384
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:12,800
Welcome to this journey on Bus and Schlug Aaron.

385
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:13,680
Thank you very much.

386
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:13,800
Thank you.

387
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:25,160
Great band from Ballantrule, the Fisherman's Friends.

388
00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:28,600
They're going to be playing in The Hagen this week now.

389
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,940
Fucking classic band.

390
00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:31,320
Yes.

391
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:34,180
Yes, boss.

392
00:15:34,180 --> 00:15:36,700
Someone's got a disease on the bus.

393
00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:40,760
Maybe I haven't rested very well these past few days.

394
00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:43,720
Just to let me remind you, there's no smoking on the bus, please.

395
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:51,540
No dying on the bus, please.

396
00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:53,420
No dying on the bus.

397
00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:53,840
Easy.

398
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:54,720
Thank you.

399
00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:00,320
If you've got a disease, get off the feckin' bus.

400
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,520
We don't want you.

401
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,160
That's just the way it is.

402
00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:10,220
Schlug Aaron would like to remind passengers not to be spreading diseases.

403
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:12,920
No.

404
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,460
One senior, one trip.

405
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:16,740
No.

406
00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:19,300
460.

407
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:20,440
Is this 360?

408
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:20,940
Yeah.

409
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,480
Do not litter.

410
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:28,880
Anyone get none?

411
00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:29,040
No.

412
00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:29,480
Alright.

413
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:30,300
Staying clear.

414
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:31,500
The doors are closing.

415
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:34,620
Staying clear.

416
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:35,760
The doors are closing.

417
00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:44,540
Next stop, Baccarus Street.

418
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,780
We're doing a bit of speeding here now.

419
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,300
That's a great day for the speeding like, you know.

420
00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:53,240
Not a garden size.

421
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,720
Remember the film Spee's about the bus driver.

422
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:01,760
He couldn't slow down.

423
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,760
Otherwise, he was gonna miss his targets.

424
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:08,960
That's a bit like me now.

425
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:13,040
I've got the bus on the phone saying you need to make sure you get to the next stop.

426
00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:17,260
Otherwise, your contract will explode.

427
00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:17,660
Oh.

428
00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:19,300
And you won't have a job anymore.

429
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,440
I'm going to be busy.

430
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,780
Now we've missed the deadline for the next bus stop now.

431
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,920
This is a nice car up in front anyway.

432
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,220
A Camaro, is it?

433
00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:32,480
Or a...

434
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,880
What's that?

435
00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:36,140
One of those American jabs.

436
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:38,500
Muscle cans.

437
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:41,340
Corvette.

438
00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:48,960
How you getting in?

439
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:55,900
Wander.

440
00:17:58,300 --> 00:17:59,920
You doing a bit of wandering, wander.

441
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:10,440
Thank you very much for your donation.

442
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:14,840
They might get archived at some stage.

443
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,940
They all streamed at the moment.

444
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,800
I think I'll need several tickets.

445
00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:21,360
Several?

446
00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:22,100
How many do you want?

447
00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:23,360
Two trips.

448
00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:25,500
Two trips for you.

449
00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:27,280
Don't take them all at once.

450
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,220
Now 50, 60 cents.

451
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:31,600
Yeah.

452
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,040
Thank you very much.

453
00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:33,980
Very good.

454
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:35,520
Staying clear.

455
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:36,660
The doors are closed.

456
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:39,800
Staying clear.

457
00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:40,880
The doors are closed.

458
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:41,740
And we're away with it.

459
00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:46,420
Green light a go-go.

460
00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:49,040
Amber on the...

461
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,580
Amber on the move, eh?

462
00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:53,640
They can't shop me for that.

463
00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:55,620
Green light a go-go.

464
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:04,020
We're making savage time here now today.

465
00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:04,080
We're making savage time here now today.

466
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:09,360
Now.

467
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:14,860
This is the bus into town.

468
00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:17,520
How are you?

469
00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:18,620
This is the bus into town.

470
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,300
How do you want it?

471
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,980
One senior wonder if how do you want it?

472
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:24,640
Right.

473
00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:26,500
One 40, here you go.

474
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,640
Hit me with your money, shtick.

475
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,420
Three 60 back.

476
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,940
That's the new 80-degree customers now.

477
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:35,100
How you want it.

478
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,060
One regular one trip.

479
00:19:38,180 --> 00:19:39,720
One regular one trip now.

480
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:41,700
Tenner.

481
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,020
Fick in hell.

482
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:44,500
Who are you?

483
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:45,220
Donald Trump.

484
00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:47,260
One, two.

485
00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:48,240
That's a fiver.

486
00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:50,400
And then I give you the two...

487
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,080
Eh...

488
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:51,620
80.

489
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,120
And we'll say no more about it.

490
00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:56,020
Nice cuddling.

491
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:57,920
Have a great day yourself.

492
00:19:59,380 --> 00:20:00,600
What the hell's happening here now?

493
00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:07,740
Something is blocking the door.

494
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,020
Shit.

495
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,720
Get out the way, you.

496
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:16,640
Yeah.

497
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:17,920
Well done.

498
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:20,960
Now we'll close that door now.

499
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:21,920
And we're away.

500
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:23,380
Sorry about that.

501
00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:25,560
Sorry about that now, people.

502
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,080
I'm in the wrong feckin' lane.

503
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:28,980
Should be in this one.

504
00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:30,760
We might try a bit of scooching.

505
00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:32,960
We might try a bit of scooching.

506
00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:34,540
Pocket.

507
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:35,540
Car accidents.

508
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:36,980
A few grand.

509
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:38,380
Insurance details.

510
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:39,300
Not swapped.

511
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,320
Ambulance.

512
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,080
Go bye-bye.

513
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,020
It's all happening today.

514
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:50,400
You think the Sabbath would be a feckin' easy day to drive a bus.

515
00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:50,860
You're wrong.

516
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,720
A lot of people out on a Sunday, you see.

517
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:54,600
The service sector.

518
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,060
Service industry.

519
00:20:56,180 --> 00:21:00,220
People spending the last day of the weekend before they go back to work tomorrow.

520
00:21:00,580 --> 00:21:01,360
No bank holiday.

521
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,740
This isn't an Easter situation, you know.

522
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,200
All fun and games last week with the Friday.

523
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:08,940
Piss up people were having.

524
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:10,660
Oh, stop.

525
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:14,520
The amount of drunk skunks I had to come across in the town.

526
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:16,120
It would make you cry.

527
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,920
If it wasn't so horrible.

528
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:31,740
Who says no?

529
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,480
Seamus, thank you very much.

530
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,140
Seamus, thank you very much, Seamus.

531
00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:39,880
You're a great man, Seamus.

532
00:21:39,880 --> 00:22:09,860
Seamus, thank you very much.

533
00:22:09,860 --> 00:22:10,960
Are you sure...

534
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,080
Connor clear, how are you?

535
00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:13,260
It's been a while, Connor clear.

536
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,920
Hopefully you're in the clear of yourself now.

537
00:22:17,860 --> 00:22:18,060
Eh?

538
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,440
Great day for it, Connor clear.

539
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,680
Great day for a bit of slugging.

540
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:30,820
He's some man.

541
00:22:31,820 --> 00:22:32,440
You're some man.

542
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,240
Thank you very much.

543
00:22:33,780 --> 00:22:34,560
Thank you very much.

544
00:22:35,260 --> 00:22:36,200
I feel blessed.

545
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,580
On today, the Lord's Day.

546
00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:40,820
Bet you're all watching the stream and...

547
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:42,960
Doing a bit of donating to it.

548
00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:44,640
We're doing a bit of bussing.

549
00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:46,520
We're gonna get you there on time.

550
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,520
How you getting that?

551
00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:53,160
We killed someone early on, but we can move on from that.

552
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,200
One regular, one trip.

553
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:55,060
Thank you very much.

554
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:55,560
Two twenty.

555
00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:56,640
Two twenty.

556
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:56,640
Two twenty.

557
00:22:57,260 --> 00:23:03,220
How you getting that?

558
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,840
Anonymous, how are you?

559
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:14,760
Oh.

560
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:21,180
We need a ton.

561
00:23:22,940 --> 00:23:23,740
We need a ton.

562
00:23:25,140 --> 00:23:27,160
We might mount the curb here now.

563
00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:27,840
Yeah.

564
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:28,520
Nope.

565
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:29,980
What are we?

566
00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:33,460
Grim Buddha.

567
00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:37,420
Thank you very much, Grim Buddha.

568
00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:37,580
Thank you.

569
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:41,980
Where are you getting none?

570
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:42,960
Where are you getting enough?

571
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:44,200
Stand clear.

572
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:45,420
The doors are open.

573
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,180
Are you getting none or are you getting enough?

574
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:51,920
At what time does the party start?

575
00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:53,000
It's not a party.

576
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:57,020
It's more like casual gathering of friends.

577
00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:57,380
Yeah.

578
00:23:57,820 --> 00:23:58,620
Stand clear.

579
00:23:58,820 --> 00:23:59,740
The doors are closing.

580
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:00,260
Oh, okay.

581
00:24:00,860 --> 00:24:02,020
Should I bring something with me?

582
00:24:02,180 --> 00:24:02,860
Stand clear.

583
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,060
The doors are closing.

584
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,120
Stand clear.

585
00:24:06,340 --> 00:24:07,340
The doors are closing.

586
00:24:08,340 --> 00:24:11,120
Now we go right at the top of the road here.

587
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:15,760
Next star, West Hill Drive.

588
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:16,260
A universe don't eat.

589
00:24:16,940 --> 00:24:18,280
Herb Gallagher, how are you?

590
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,480
A universe don't eat.

591
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:20,980
Thank you very much, Herb Gallagher.

592
00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:24,300
I hope you and the rest of the Gallagher's are okay.

593
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,300
Say hello to the rest of the herbs in that Gallagher garden.

594
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:33,360
Now.

595
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,120
Turn me a drive.

596
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,860
Look at that now.

597
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,300
I'm a Club Orange.

598
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,320
Thank you very much, Club Orange.

599
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:43,320
Thank you very much, Club Orange.

600
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:47,880
Now.

601
00:24:50,580 --> 00:24:52,580
I'm gonna park and break on.

602
00:24:52,580 --> 00:24:54,580
*Mario plays*

603
00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:56,580
*Mario plays*

604
00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:58,580
*Mario plays*

605
00:24:58,580 --> 00:24:59,580
Tommy!

606
00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:01,580
Thank you very much, Tommy!

607
00:25:01,580 --> 00:25:04,580
I was speaking to Johnny the last day, Tommy!

608
00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:06,580
You seen your flying us!

609
00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:10,580
You must be doing well, so if you're fucking throwing a few quid into the hat!

610
00:25:10,580 --> 00:25:12,580
Thank you very much, Tommy!

611
00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:14,580
*Mario plays*

612
00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:19,580
I'll be over to you around Thursday or Friday, we might fix a few of those fucking tiles on the roof.

613
00:25:19,580 --> 00:25:20,580
*Mario plays*

614
00:25:20,580 --> 00:25:22,580
Sorry about the swirl.

615
00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:24,580
Now, one senior, one trip.

616
00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:25,580
That's...

617
00:25:25,580 --> 00:25:26,580
1:40.

618
00:25:26,580 --> 00:25:29,580
Now, 1, 2, 3, 60.

619
00:25:29,580 --> 00:25:30,580
Thank you very much.

620
00:25:30,580 --> 00:25:31,580
*Mario plays*

621
00:25:31,580 --> 00:25:33,580
Thank you very much, Jimmy!

622
00:25:33,580 --> 00:25:35,580
Anonymous, how are you? Thank you very much for that.

623
00:25:35,580 --> 00:25:38,580
Look at this now, with another piss head.

624
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:41,580
With another piss head, it's always the same buck.

625
00:25:43,580 --> 00:25:44,580
I hope he's okay.

626
00:25:44,580 --> 00:25:46,580
You need to get help!

627
00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:48,580
You need to get help, man!

628
00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:50,580
You need to get help!

629
00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:53,580
Have you any... have you any family or friends who can help you out?

630
00:25:53,580 --> 00:25:54,580
Huh?

631
00:25:54,580 --> 00:25:57,580
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

632
00:25:57,580 --> 00:26:00,580
Well, this party sucks anyway!

633
00:26:00,580 --> 00:26:01,580
Sorry!

634
00:26:01,580 --> 00:26:03,580
See you later!

635
00:26:03,580 --> 00:26:05,580
It's not a party, it's a bus!

636
00:26:05,580 --> 00:26:09,580
But you sure you wouldn't know that, cause you didn't... you're in space!

637
00:26:09,580 --> 00:26:10,580
At the moment.

638
00:26:10,580 --> 00:26:12,580
You're in space!

639
00:26:12,580 --> 00:26:13,580
Oh yeah, man!

640
00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:14,580
Oh yeah, man!

641
00:26:14,580 --> 00:26:19,580
Yes, we're running... we're running two... minutes over schedule!

642
00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:20,580
Now she is in the next start!

643
00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:22,580
Because I'm getting all dizzy back in the morning!

644
00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:27,580
Tommy Borgen, how are ya? Thank you very much, Tommy Borgen!

645
00:26:27,580 --> 00:26:29,580
Thank you very much, Tommy Borgen!

646
00:26:29,580 --> 00:26:30,580
Never worgen!

647
00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:31,580
Eh?

648
00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:32,580
Sure, why would you be?

649
00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:33,580
It's a Sunday, Tommy!

650
00:26:33,580 --> 00:26:34,580
Eh?

651
00:26:34,580 --> 00:26:35,580
How are you getting that?

652
00:26:35,580 --> 00:26:36,580
Some of us do have to work though, you know?

653
00:26:36,580 --> 00:26:38,580
No matter what day of the week it is, even if it is the Sabbath!

654
00:26:38,580 --> 00:26:41,580
I know Jesus wouldn't be happy about this, but...

655
00:26:41,580 --> 00:26:44,580
Sure, Jesus didn't have to pay the rent, you know?

656
00:26:44,580 --> 00:26:49,580
As far as I know, I'm not sure... I think he just lived wherever he was.

657
00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:53,820
day of the week it is, even if it is the Sabbath. I know Jesus wouldn't be happy

658
00:26:53,820 --> 00:27:05,240
about this but, sure, Jesus didn't have to pay the rent, you know? As far as I know. I'm not sure. I think he just lived

659
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:15,740
wherever he wanted. How are you getting on? Three regular trips. 660. That will be three

660
00:27:15,740 --> 00:27:29,920
forsy back. No problemo. No problemo. Thank you very much, Declin-Schlug. I missed you there, Declin-Schlug. I was taking a few passenger fares there.

661
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:43,580
Where the hell? No, put away with it. Declin-Schlug, how are you? My son. I cannot believe it. We're being brought together.

662
00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:53,740
Connected through the Intergalactic Super Information Highway. The Intergalactic Super Highway, huh?

663
00:27:56,460 --> 00:28:03,660
Bringing us together and Schlug air and getting you there on time with a smile on your face and a spring in your step.

664
00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:06,220
And no drinking or drugging on the bus.

665
00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:12,300
Just to let me remind you, there's no smoking on the bus, please. No smoking down the back of the bus.

666
00:28:13,020 --> 00:28:16,220
You can open the windows if you like. I'm still going to be able to smell it if you're doing it.

667
00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:19,120
No drinking or drugging down the back.

668
00:28:19,820 --> 00:28:21,740
Family's on the bus, you see. Thank you.

669
00:28:23,980 --> 00:28:25,900
Hopefully that warning is heeded now by

670
00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:29,020
everybody who is inside the bus.

671
00:28:33,740 --> 00:28:35,740
Are you doing a business donating?

672
00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:39,340
I've gotten the rank feckin' way!

673
00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:43,140
Thank you very much play me shams.

674
00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:48,540
Oh feck. This is going from bad to worse now.

675
00:28:50,940 --> 00:28:51,440
Feck.

676
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,240
Feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck.

677
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:59,240
We do a bit of this. We do a bit of sneaking. We do a bit of slipping.

678
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,440
Mind out your way.

679
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,440
Shlugannon coming through.

680
00:29:06,140 --> 00:29:09,040
We could still make it to the stop on time if we do a bit of this.

681
00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:11,740
Look at this. Look at this.

682
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,040
Look at this.

683
00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:21,040
Hang on. Hang on. Hang on.

684
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,540
Someone's garden. We're in someone's garden here.

685
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,940
Fontaine's son, how are ya? You got a son.

686
00:29:32,340 --> 00:29:32,840
Very lousy.

687
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:34,840
Very lousy.

688
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:35,840
Very lousy.

689
00:29:36,340 --> 00:29:38,840
Bit of car accident and goin' on.

690
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,840
This is gonna come out of the fuckin' wages at the end of the week.

691
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:53,840
at the end of the week. Bollocks. Sorry. We really fecked this one up. I was doing a bit of bragging there about

692
00:29:53,840 --> 00:30:04,640
Schlugger and it all came unstuck. There's a lesson in that for you folks. Never ever brag. Never ever brag.

693
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:34,440
Because you'll end up with fucking shit on your face. Sorry about the language everyone. Now that's the end of that drive. Fucked it up. Hey you still literally fall of stairs though you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now let's have a look at this. We need to drive this. We need to drive that one. Cancel that now. Cancel that and we drive that one.

694
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:53,440
Cancel that. What we'll do with that one is we'll put we'll put Sarah Banana on that one. That route. Oh yeah. Now drivers. Add Sarah Banana. Now. And clover.

695
00:30:56,440 --> 00:31:05,820
Hey you don't have a busy donating. Ned sir. How are you? Thank you very much Ned sir. Hey you don't have a busy donating. Yeah. Thank you very much Ned sir. That's mighty. That is mighty.

696
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:25,880
Oh. Let's head to the staff room for a moment. Just to collect the thoughts you know. I'm drinking the smoothies now. I have a few smoothies on the go. Like you know. You need to be getting your five a day into you.

697
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:50,240
I wonder if this is good for your soul. I wonder if this is good for your soul or is it full of shite. Artificial sweeteners. Drugs. You're as best off. You're as best off just sticking to the apples and the bananas. And they don't cost much anyway. Like you know.

698
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:59,560
How you doing a busy donating. Lovely little manning. Thank you very much lovely little manning.

699
00:31:59,560 --> 00:31:59,560
Thank you.

700
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,160
Just having a quick look at the chat there now.

701
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,360
How are you getting on everyone.

702
00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:17,160
Uh. Lauren.

703
00:32:17,780 --> 00:32:18,260
Carberry.

704
00:32:19,340 --> 00:32:20,180
Joseph. Coffee.

705
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:21,600
John Beresford.

706
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:22,380
Sean Lathers.

707
00:32:22,380 --> 00:32:23,720
How are you ladders.

708
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,340
Long time no see ladders.

709
00:32:29,060 --> 00:32:30,800
Long time no see ladders.

710
00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:38,520
Time he throws Jesus Christ up in heaven.

711
00:32:50,340 --> 00:32:51,860
Jesus Christ up in heaven.

712
00:32:51,860 --> 00:32:59,620
You hammered your mother.

713
00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:02,560
You hammered your mother.

714
00:33:03,820 --> 00:33:04,820
I love women.

715
00:33:05,380 --> 00:33:06,620
I'm mad about women.

716
00:33:06,620 --> 00:33:08,460
I've been married three times.

717
00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:10,380
I'm infatuated with women.

718
00:33:12,380 --> 00:33:14,700
Don't obsess with me all the time.

719
00:33:15,540 --> 00:33:18,760
I don't know why you're so obsessed with me.

720
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:22,420
I don't know why you're so obsessed with me.

721
00:33:22,420 --> 00:33:23,500
You are a liar.

722
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,180
You are a liar.

723
00:33:25,180 --> 00:33:47,640
Steve Jennings, how are you? Yeah, it's an empty enough staff room in here, but it's clean,

724
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:59,180
you know? It's clean, it's not great for them. We hired Sarah Banana, and I never asked her to clean up,

725
00:33:59,260 --> 00:34:08,800
but she just does a bit of cleaning anyway, like, you know? I used to be leaving the fucking teabags

726
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:19,400
in the sink. I left a teabag in the sink there a few weeks ago, probably a few months ago,

727
00:34:19,460 --> 00:34:27,020
to be honest now. It was sometime after Christmas. I hired Sarah Banana last week, and she said she

728
00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:33,880
had to get rid of it because it had grown fur, and it also had grown a pair of legs as well.

729
00:34:37,380 --> 00:34:41,560
It was awful sad, you know, a little teabag just wandering around in the sink just trying to go

730
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:50,520
from here to be. It didn't even have a head or eyes, but it had grown legs. I said, can we not keep it as a pit?

731
00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:59,480
She said, no. Health and safety will be at you. I was like, throw it in the fucking skip.

732
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:12,120
Truck came to collect the skip, then teabag went bye-bye. I think it might have got crushed because I threw a fucking

733
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:18,860
a file of facts in there that I wasn't using, like, you know? The file of facts, this was the teabag with the legs.

734
00:35:18,860 --> 00:35:24,680
File effects just went crush. Crushed it all. Splash, you know?

735
00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:33,660
Little Barry, we call them, yeah. Little Barry the bag.

736
00:35:42,860 --> 00:35:43,260
Ow!

737
00:35:46,860 --> 00:35:55,900
Let's drive this route. Gonna drive this route into next Tuesday.

738
00:36:04,220 --> 00:36:07,900
Oh, I love this song. Fucking love this song. Sorry about the swearing.

739
00:36:14,860 --> 00:36:31,820
Startin' my day the right way. With a little cup of coffee. Drink that coffee fast. Get it plashed into ya, Cynthia.

740
00:36:35,020 --> 00:36:44,700
Sorry about that. Jesus Christ. Lotta gas. Gaseous clay. Thank you very much, Captain Obvious.

741
00:36:44,700 --> 00:37:04,640
Thank you very much. Did you ever get a fly in your eye? If you did, did it make you cry? If you did, I hope that you're getting on fine and you've got pasture. Did you ever get a fly in your eye?

742
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:33,880
Brendan's wee arse, thank you very much for the tip. Gonna go down the bookies and spend it on a nag. Gambling is a bad thing. It'll catch you on the hop. Like the booze. Thank you very much, Mamaduck. Hope you're keeping well, Mamaduck, out there in the fucking wild mainframe.

743
00:37:33,880 --> 00:38:01,180
It's raining outside today now. It's not nice. Did you ever get a fly in your eye? If you did, did it make you cry? I hope that it didn't. And if it did, I hope that you're okay. Now, which way are we going here? Right or left? Can I do a left? I'm gonna have to go right and then go around. Fuck it.

744
00:38:01,180 --> 00:38:15,780
Johnson's wireless printer. Johnson's wireless printer. Thank you very much. And snap, snap, crackle, and stop the lights. Thank you very much. Snap, crackle, and stop the lights.

745
00:38:18,780 --> 00:38:28,400
Very kind of you. I don't know how to get around to this number one stop now. Hang on. How the fuck?

746
00:38:29,180 --> 00:38:49,640
Who is that? Jimmy Flanagan, is it? Thank you very much, Jimmy Flanagan. Sorry, I'm a bit confused now. One.

747
00:38:50,180 --> 00:38:58,660
Oh, I see. I see. I see. I see. Thank you very much, Jimmy Flanagan and Lishi402.

748
00:38:59,180 --> 00:39:08,880
Don't blame me if I'm being the fool.

749
00:39:11,180 --> 00:39:20,500
John Lathers is in the house today, tipping out cool. Cashing out his chips on slugger and blips.

750
00:39:23,180 --> 00:39:29,720
Taking my time with the bus, because I can't do the crime. My name's not Russ.

751
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,180
He's gonna be slow down, yeah.

752
00:39:33,180 --> 00:39:40,340
Bye, Pat. Bye, Pat. Thanks for the tip, Pat.

753
00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:45,560
We're gonna have to try something a little bit rude and strange here.

754
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:50,260
Gonna go down the road the wrong way, and turn in someone's house.

755
00:39:52,180 --> 00:39:53,700
How are you getting that?

756
00:39:55,180 --> 00:39:57,040
How are you keeping Pat?

757
00:39:58,180 --> 00:40:01,360
Now, check this out.

758
00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:03,400
Try this on for size.

759
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:04,720
Someone's gaff.

760
00:40:05,540 --> 00:40:06,340
They're doing well.

761
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,200
By the looks of things.

762
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:09,920
Next stop. Church Street South.

763
00:40:10,180 --> 00:40:12,740
They've got a play center in the front for the kids.

764
00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:19,180
I remember when Declan wanted me to build a tree house in the front yard, and...

765
00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:24,480
I said I would, but I never built that tree house for Declan.

766
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,480
Never built it.

767
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,840
And I think he always held it against me.

768
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:37,440
I was always too busy.

769
00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:38,660
Driving bus.

770
00:40:39,780 --> 00:40:41,320
Or drinking stout.

771
00:40:42,420 --> 00:40:43,460
Two regular weeks.

772
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:45,640
Two regular weeks.

773
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:46,380
66.

774
00:40:47,060 --> 00:40:48,560
Yes, you need a lot of money.

775
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,580
Four euro back to you.

776
00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:52,100
They should look with you.

777
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:53,740
Lovely red top.

778
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:55,100
A ticket, please.

779
00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:56,880
You can have as many tickets as you like.

780
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,680
One ticket for one lady.

781
00:40:59,660 --> 00:40:59,980
220.

782
00:41:01,260 --> 00:41:02,260
That will be...

783
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:04,300
280 back to you.

784
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:06,520
And we'll say no more.

785
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,260
And you as well.

786
00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:17,980
Now.

787
00:41:18,980 --> 00:41:19,660
Let's move.

788
00:41:20,780 --> 00:41:21,960
Move with her losers.

789
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:23,220
Al's face.

790
00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:28,540
That was a great movie, that last night.

791
00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:29,140
Did you see that?

792
00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:29,900
Late, late movie.

793
00:41:29,900 --> 00:41:31,020
Can't feel my nose.

794
00:41:31,180 --> 00:41:32,120
Can't feel your nose.

795
00:41:32,140 --> 00:41:33,060
Please turn up the heat.

796
00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:34,060
Turn the heat open.

797
00:41:34,060 --> 00:41:34,820
Next stop.

798
00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:36,260
Church Street West.

799
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:37,680
Now.

800
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,800
That should do your nose fine, and if it doesn't, get back to me.

801
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:44,140
I won't be able to make it to today's practice.

802
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,020
I slipped, and I'm in a bit of pain.

803
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,000
You're in a bit of pain.

804
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,360
It seems like it's something that'll heal quickly.

805
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:49,720
Right.

806
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,660
At least that's what the doctor said.

807
00:41:53,020 --> 00:41:54,940
Am I going the right way altogether?

808
00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:55,260
See this practice.

809
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:56,460
Bye.

810
00:41:56,460 --> 00:41:56,860
I am.

811
00:41:57,620 --> 00:41:58,860
I am, and I am it.

812
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,580
What the fuck am I doing here now?

813
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,380
Are you doing a bit of donating?

814
00:42:11,860 --> 00:42:12,700
Frugal rabbi.

815
00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:14,420
Thank you very much, frugal rabbi.

816
00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:15,860
Are you doing a bit of donating?

817
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,880
How are the rabbis doing?

818
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:21,960
How's the synagogues?

819
00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:24,500
How's everything in Judaism?

820
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:26,380
Are you doing a bit of Judaism?

821
00:42:26,380 --> 00:42:28,840
How are you doing?

822
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:28,940
How are you doing?

823
00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:30,200
No.

824
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,380
I'm doing a bit of donating.

825
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,040
The new Mercedes.

826
00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:34,700
How are you?

827
00:42:34,700 --> 00:42:34,960
Yeah.

828
00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:38,240
Thank you very much, new Mercedes.

829
00:42:39,980 --> 00:42:43,300
I want to say thank you very much to the new Mercedes.

830
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,520
Coming into the chat room with the donation.

831
00:42:48,020 --> 00:42:49,380
Making it a happy day.

832
00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:50,920
The new Mercedes.

833
00:42:52,140 --> 00:42:54,140
Thank you very much.

834
00:42:58,140 --> 00:43:03,140
Now I hopefully am on the right side of the road. If not, we're gonna have to try another little bit of a...

835
00:43:03,140 --> 00:43:07,140
...driveway special. Yep, we're gonna have to try a driveway special.

836
00:43:08,140 --> 00:43:12,140
Hold on to your hats, customers. This is gonna get special.

837
00:43:12,140 --> 00:43:14,140
Sorry about that.

838
00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:20,140
Now...

839
00:43:20,140 --> 00:43:25,140
Sorry about this.

840
00:43:25,140 --> 00:43:28,140
This isn't what they...

841
00:43:28,140 --> 00:43:31,140
This isn't what you expected, I know, but...

842
00:43:31,140 --> 00:43:35,140
...I'm sure I didn't expect to be fuckin' goin' on the wrong side of the road.

843
00:43:35,140 --> 00:43:38,140
Ah, the sat-nav. The sat-nav was hard for me to...

844
00:43:38,140 --> 00:43:41,140
...to understand, you know?

845
00:43:41,140 --> 00:43:43,140
Now...

846
00:43:46,140 --> 00:43:48,140
Have you ever seen a bus...

847
00:43:48,140 --> 00:43:50,140
...driven so diligently like this?

848
00:43:51,140 --> 00:43:52,140
Actually, wait a sec.

849
00:43:52,140 --> 00:43:54,140
Is this the right side?

850
00:43:54,140 --> 00:43:56,140
Oh, feck, I was on the right side all along.

851
00:43:57,140 --> 00:43:59,140
Ohhhh, shit!

852
00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:05,140
Thank you very much, Mike.

853
00:44:06,140 --> 00:44:08,140
We're gonna have to do another special, guys.

854
00:44:12,140 --> 00:44:13,140
Oh, Jesus Christ.

855
00:44:14,140 --> 00:44:18,140
Sorry about this.

856
00:44:19,140 --> 00:44:22,140
Oh, we've really fuckin' slapped the gooch in this one now.

857
00:44:23,140 --> 00:44:25,140
How bad!

858
00:44:26,140 --> 00:44:27,140
Don't worry, people.

859
00:44:27,140 --> 00:44:29,140
We're gonna get there in the end.

860
00:44:31,140 --> 00:44:33,140
This is a mighty, mighty fuck-up.

861
00:44:34,140 --> 00:44:37,140
This poor bastard in the back of me now.

862
00:44:37,140 --> 00:44:38,140
He's getting his goose cooked.

863
00:44:39,140 --> 00:44:41,140
Sorry about that.

864
00:44:41,140 --> 00:44:43,140
Turn the wheels and reverse.

865
00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:45,140
That's not nice.

866
00:44:45,140 --> 00:44:47,140
Okay, turn- I know it's not nice, but...

867
00:44:47,140 --> 00:44:48,140
...sure we have to do a few bad things to-

868
00:44:48,140 --> 00:44:50,140
...for the good thing to come, you know?

869
00:44:51,140 --> 00:44:52,140
Now.

870
00:44:53,140 --> 00:44:54,140
Hopefully this guy-

871
00:44:54,140 --> 00:44:56,140
There's a guy in front, he's gonna get trapped.

872
00:44:57,140 --> 00:44:58,140
Really?

873
00:44:58,140 --> 00:44:59,140
Really.

874
00:44:59,140 --> 00:45:00,140
What time is it?

875
00:45:00,140 --> 00:45:03,140
I don't know, but we are on time, so don't worry.

876
00:45:03,140 --> 00:45:05,140
I just don't wanna make long mad again.

877
00:45:05,140 --> 00:45:06,140
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

878
00:45:06,140 --> 00:45:07,140
Don't worry about that.

879
00:45:07,140 --> 00:45:08,140
Really?

880
00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:09,140
She's always too early.

881
00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:10,140
Now!

882
00:45:10,140 --> 00:45:11,140
Shlogaren.

883
00:45:11,140 --> 00:45:12,140
Fuck.

884
00:45:12,140 --> 00:45:13,140
Sorry!

885
00:45:13,140 --> 00:45:16,140
Shlogaren.

886
00:45:16,140 --> 00:45:18,140
Never fails.

887
00:45:18,140 --> 00:45:20,140
Always gets you there.

888
00:45:20,140 --> 00:45:21,140
No matter what.

889
00:45:21,140 --> 00:45:22,140
Rain, shine.

890
00:45:22,140 --> 00:45:23,140
Stand clear.

891
00:45:23,140 --> 00:45:24,140
The doors are open.

892
00:45:24,140 --> 00:45:26,140
Come rain or shine, we'll get you there.

893
00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:28,140
The doors are open.

894
00:45:28,140 --> 00:45:31,140
Someone's blocking the feckin' door now.

895
00:45:31,140 --> 00:45:33,140
Hello, I need a single trip.

896
00:45:33,140 --> 00:45:34,140
I'm a student.

897
00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:35,140
Oh, sure.

898
00:45:35,140 --> 00:45:36,140
I'll move.

899
00:45:36,140 --> 00:45:37,140
Yep, yep, yep.

900
00:45:37,140 --> 00:45:38,140
Single student.

901
00:45:38,140 --> 00:45:40,140
Now, uh, 140.

902
00:45:40,140 --> 00:45:41,140
Tenner.

903
00:45:41,140 --> 00:45:42,140
One, two, three.

904
00:45:42,140 --> 00:45:43,140
One, two, three.

905
00:45:43,140 --> 00:45:44,140
Uh, what the fuck?

906
00:45:44,140 --> 00:45:45,140
I gave you too much money.

907
00:45:45,140 --> 00:45:46,140
Balance.

908
00:45:46,140 --> 00:45:47,140
Excuse me sir.

909
00:45:47,140 --> 00:45:48,140
Excuse me sir.

910
00:45:48,140 --> 00:45:49,140
I need a ticket.

911
00:45:49,140 --> 00:45:50,140
To the moon.

912
00:45:50,140 --> 00:45:51,140
You're fucked.

913
00:45:51,140 --> 00:45:52,140
You're fucked.

914
00:45:52,140 --> 00:45:53,140
You're fucked.

915
00:45:53,140 --> 00:45:54,140
Okay.

916
00:45:54,140 --> 00:46:07,140
You need to give up the ghost on this one, Pat.

917
00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:08,140
I hate to see you being like this man.

918
00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:09,140
You're fucked.

919
00:46:09,140 --> 00:46:12,140
And your family have asked me to have a word as well.

920
00:46:12,140 --> 00:46:15,140
They said not to let you on the bus.

921
00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:20,140
If you're trying to get on and, and you're, you know, the way you are now.

922
00:46:20,140 --> 00:46:24,140
Sorry Pat.

923
00:46:24,140 --> 00:46:26,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

924
00:46:26,140 --> 00:46:27,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

925
00:46:27,140 --> 00:46:28,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

926
00:46:28,140 --> 00:46:29,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

927
00:46:29,140 --> 00:46:30,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

928
00:46:30,140 --> 00:46:31,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

929
00:46:31,140 --> 00:46:32,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

930
00:46:32,140 --> 00:46:33,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

931
00:46:33,140 --> 00:46:34,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

932
00:46:34,140 --> 00:46:35,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

933
00:46:35,140 --> 00:46:36,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

934
00:46:36,140 --> 00:46:37,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

935
00:46:37,140 --> 00:46:38,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

936
00:46:38,140 --> 00:46:39,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

937
00:46:39,140 --> 00:46:40,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

938
00:46:40,140 --> 00:46:41,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

939
00:46:41,140 --> 00:46:42,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

940
00:46:42,140 --> 00:46:43,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

941
00:46:43,140 --> 00:46:44,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

942
00:46:44,140 --> 00:46:45,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

943
00:46:45,140 --> 00:46:46,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

944
00:46:46,140 --> 00:46:47,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

945
00:46:47,140 --> 00:46:48,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

946
00:46:48,140 --> 00:46:49,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

947
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:50,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

948
00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:51,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

949
00:46:51,140 --> 00:46:52,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

950
00:46:52,140 --> 00:46:53,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

951
00:46:53,140 --> 00:46:54,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

952
00:46:54,140 --> 00:46:55,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

953
00:46:55,140 --> 00:46:56,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

954
00:46:56,140 --> 00:46:57,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

955
00:46:57,140 --> 00:46:58,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

956
00:46:58,140 --> 00:46:59,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

957
00:46:59,140 --> 00:47:00,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

958
00:47:00,140 --> 00:47:01,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

959
00:47:01,140 --> 00:47:02,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

960
00:47:02,140 --> 00:47:03,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

961
00:47:03,140 --> 00:47:04,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

962
00:47:04,140 --> 00:47:05,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

963
00:47:05,140 --> 00:47:06,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

964
00:47:06,140 --> 00:47:07,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

965
00:47:07,140 --> 00:47:08,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

966
00:47:08,140 --> 00:47:09,140
I'm gonna have to refuse you.

967
00:47:09,140 --> 00:47:14,140
We're gone.

968
00:47:14,140 --> 00:47:16,140
Turn that music off.

969
00:47:16,140 --> 00:47:18,140
That is a disgrace.

970
00:47:18,140 --> 00:47:19,140
I'm sorry about that now.

971
00:47:19,140 --> 00:47:21,140
That was an absolute disgrace.

972
00:47:21,140 --> 00:47:24,140
That is an absolute disgrace.

973
00:47:24,140 --> 00:47:25,140
Overdrive.

974
00:47:25,140 --> 00:47:29,140
It was only four stops and I managed to fucking goose it up.

975
00:47:33,140 --> 00:47:34,140
Let's have a look.

976
00:47:36,140 --> 00:47:37,140
Four stops.

977
00:47:37,140 --> 00:48:06,980
One. Two. One, two, three, four. Alright, one, two, three. That is

978
00:48:06,980 --> 00:48:14,800
fucked up. That is an absolute disgrace of a root. Let's check the music back out now for a second.

979
00:48:17,140 --> 00:48:20,400
I think we're going to have to cancel that root. It's an absolute disgrace of a root.

980
00:48:24,380 --> 00:48:26,860
Yes, delete the root. Create the root.

981
00:48:36,820 --> 00:49:06,660
Start break street. Don't lavender drive. St. Andrews Church. Village street. St. Andrews Church. Village street.

982
00:49:06,660 --> 00:49:16,060
East. East. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. We're fucked. We need to go all the steps. Village end. Village end.

983
00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:23,980
No, no, no, no, no, no.

984
00:49:33,980 --> 00:49:50,080
Start there, right. Start break. Then village. St. Andrews. Village end. Then to lavender.

985
00:49:55,980 --> 00:50:06,580
Topsy-turvy, but we need to get all these steps in, you know. Let's drive it. Quick start. No fecking around.

986
00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:24,280
Having the mighty old time on the buses. Thank you very much, Bruno. The driving is woeful, you see. Keep it up. Yeah. That's mighty.

987
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:37,480
Well, I'm going to try and make it better, to be honest, you know. The aim of the game is to get people there on time and not to frighten them, you know. I've been doing a bit of frightening and I ran some poor book over as well, you know.

988
00:50:38,980 --> 00:50:39,980
With a wheelchair.

989
00:50:39,980 --> 00:51:04,580
Can the wheelchair get that? Extend the ramp. Okay, how do we do that? Exit the bus. Exit the bus. Trigger the ramp. Okay, I'll just let these guys on first.

990
00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:14,300
Okay, what do you want? One senior, one week. Fucking hell, it's a hard. Hard charge, 26. 30. 4. Gotta be fast.

991
00:51:15,980 --> 00:51:20,800
No problem. No problem. How many? One regular, one trip.

992
00:51:22,980 --> 00:51:34,260
I'll give you a 280 back. No problem. No. Let's get out of this. How do I get out of this now? Exit the bus.

993
00:51:35,980 --> 00:51:46,820
Disable bus stop. Leave cockpit. No. Now. How are you? Let's get this ramp. Ramped up.

994
00:51:50,980 --> 00:52:14,980
God bless you. No problemo. Have a great day. And I'll be here. Give me a shout when you want to be let off. I'll be, I'll be late. I'll be waiting for you. I'll be waiting for you. Now. Let's have a little look at this.

995
00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:34,560
Thank you very much. Anonymous. Well, that was, that was something else. At first ever wheelchair. And it went well. There was no panic.

996
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:41,260
Next stop. Next stop. Village street east. I thought, maybe, uh, she might want to be let on first.

997
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:52,560
March. How are you, March? Fuck it, March. You put me off the driving with your donate. Thank you very much for your donating, though. Car accident.

998
00:52:54,240 --> 00:53:12,080
That's gonna come out of the salary. But I thought the wheelchair now was gonna be a disaster. But it turned out to be actually okay. And she wasn't impatient. I said, I have to serve these customers at the front. You know, they're already here. The money's out.

999
00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:27,380
I thought, maybe, is she gonna get a bit ratty with me because is she meant to be let on first? And also, is there not a way to let the ramp down automatically? Do you know what I mean? Why do I have to leave the seat to put her, to help her onto the bus, you know?

1000
00:53:29,300 --> 00:53:32,260
Fuck it. Anyway, we're, we're, we're cooking.

1001
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:36,860
How are you getting there?

1002
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:41,240
It's a nice sunny day to drive the route.

1003
00:53:57,240 --> 00:54:06,240
Oh, so I need to get apples, oranges, bread, carrots, jam for breakfast, and that's it.

1004
00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:10,240
It's meant to be rainy enough now this week now. Fuck.

1005
00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:11,240
Something's missing.

1006
00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:13,240
It won't have your umbrellas.

1007
00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:20,240
After the, the, the short, sharp sun, the burst of sun that we had last week now that was nice, but short lived.

1008
00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:26,240
And we're gonna have rain all week now. Promise rain. Storms. Storm Hannah was wrecking the gaff the other night.

1009
00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:34,240
She was feisty.

1010
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:46,280
Yeah, Storm Hannah was feisty. Five seconds to go. One second. We missed it.

1011
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:56,660
Look at this boogaloo here trying to get through me. Fuck it. Sorry, Mr. Transit.

1012
00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:00,860
I'll send the check in the post.

1013
00:55:00,860 --> 00:55:07,860
No.

1014
00:55:23,860 --> 00:55:25,860
You do?

1015
00:55:25,860 --> 00:55:27,860
I can't roll down without the ramp.

1016
00:55:27,860 --> 00:55:34,860
Yeah, I'll give you a let you out now. Fucking hell, man. One forty, yeah, one three, and then, yeah, three and then you're sixty.

1017
00:55:34,860 --> 00:55:36,860
How are your shorts?

1018
00:55:36,860 --> 00:55:38,860
Thank you very much.

1019
00:55:38,860 --> 00:55:43,860
How many? Three regular trips. One, two, three. Six sixty. Don't take them all at once.

1020
00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:50,860
You might not come down. One, six sixty and I'll give you a three forty back.

1021
00:55:52,860 --> 00:55:53,860
Yeah.

1022
00:55:54,860 --> 00:55:57,860
Okay, right, you need to be let off, right?

1023
00:55:58,860 --> 00:55:59,860
Leave the cockpit.

1024
00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:04,860
Oh yeah.

1025
00:56:04,860 --> 00:56:04,860
Now.

1026
00:56:04,860 --> 00:56:09,860
You roll away there.

1027
00:56:10,860 --> 00:56:14,860
You have just become my favourite bus driver.

1028
00:56:14,860 --> 00:56:17,860
No problem, I'm driving this road Monday to Friday.

1029
00:56:20,860 --> 00:56:21,860
Did she fucking pee?

1030
00:56:23,860 --> 00:56:24,860
Did she pee?

1031
00:56:24,860 --> 00:56:25,860
Did she...

1032
00:56:25,860 --> 00:56:37,860
Where did she go, man?

1033
00:56:38,860 --> 00:56:39,860
Fuck.

1034
00:56:39,860 --> 00:56:40,860
Alright.

1035
00:56:40,860 --> 00:56:41,860
We'll get back to the bus.

1036
00:56:41,860 --> 00:56:42,860
Sorry about this, lads.

1037
00:56:43,860 --> 00:56:44,860
March.

1038
00:56:44,860 --> 00:56:45,860
Or Dylan.

1039
00:56:45,860 --> 00:56:46,860
Thank you very much, Dylan.

1040
00:56:46,860 --> 00:56:47,860
Sorry about that, everyone.

1041
00:56:47,860 --> 00:56:48,860
Staying clear.

1042
00:56:48,860 --> 00:56:49,860
The doors are closed.

1043
00:56:49,860 --> 00:56:50,860
I thought she hadn't paid.

1044
00:56:50,860 --> 00:56:51,860
Maybe she had used her bus characters.

1045
00:56:51,860 --> 00:56:52,860
Staying clear.

1046
00:56:52,860 --> 00:56:53,860
The doors are closed.

1047
00:56:53,860 --> 00:56:54,860
Dylan, thank you very much, Dylan.

1048
00:56:54,860 --> 00:56:56,860
Saying I'm doing mighty work with the ramp.

1049
00:56:56,860 --> 00:56:58,860
Well, I'm not going to be able to get back to the bus.

1050
00:56:58,860 --> 00:56:59,860
I'm not going to be able to get back to the bus.

1051
00:56:59,860 --> 00:57:00,860
I'm not going to be able to get back to the bus.

1052
00:57:00,860 --> 00:57:01,860
I'm not going to be able to get back to the bus.

1053
00:57:01,860 --> 00:57:02,860
Sorry about this, lads.

1054
00:57:02,860 --> 00:57:03,860
March.

1055
00:57:03,860 --> 00:57:04,860
Or Dylan, thank you very much, Dylan.

1056
00:57:04,860 --> 00:57:05,860
Sorry about that, everyone.

1057
00:57:05,860 --> 00:57:06,860
Staying clear.

1058
00:57:06,860 --> 00:57:07,860
The doors are closed.

1059
00:57:07,860 --> 00:57:08,860
I thought she hadn't paid.

1060
00:57:08,860 --> 00:57:09,860
Dylan, thank you very much, Dylan.

1061
00:57:09,860 --> 00:57:12,860
Saying I'm doing mighty work with the ramp.

1062
00:57:12,860 --> 00:57:15,860
Well, first bit of ramp work I've had in a few days now.

1063
00:57:15,860 --> 00:57:19,860
First bit of ramp work I've had since I started the job, Dylan.

1064
00:57:19,860 --> 00:57:25,860
Telling you, I had to ramp up the fucking intuition because I didn't know how to use it.

1065
00:57:29,860 --> 00:57:31,860
Thank you very much.

1066
00:57:31,860 --> 00:57:37,860
Now, we are flying it.

1067
00:57:37,860 --> 00:57:44,860
Look at that.

1068
00:57:44,860 --> 00:57:45,860
Smooth.

1069
00:57:45,860 --> 00:57:46,860
Liquid smooth.

1070
00:57:46,860 --> 00:57:50,860
Liquid smooth entry.

1071
00:57:50,860 --> 00:57:57,860
Sean, how are ya?

1072
00:57:57,860 --> 00:57:59,860
I need a few tickets, please.

1073
00:57:59,860 --> 00:58:00,860
Thank you very much, Sean.

1074
00:58:00,860 --> 00:58:02,860
How are you getting at, Mrs.?

1075
00:58:02,860 --> 00:58:03,860
You want a few tickets?

1076
00:58:03,860 --> 00:58:04,860
Two regular weeks.

1077
00:58:04,860 --> 00:58:05,860
At least?

1078
00:58:05,860 --> 00:58:06,860
That's fucking six.

1079
00:58:06,860 --> 00:58:08,860
Six if you have that money now.

1080
00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:09,860
Seventy.

1081
00:58:09,860 --> 00:58:10,860
It's not long gone after it's made.

1082
00:58:10,860 --> 00:58:11,860
Thank you, sir.

1083
00:58:11,860 --> 00:58:12,860
See you later.

1084
00:58:12,860 --> 00:58:13,860
I think I'll need several tickets.

1085
00:58:13,860 --> 00:58:14,860
Yeah, several and two shooting, two.

1086
00:58:14,860 --> 00:58:15,860
One shot, two shot, one shot.

1087
00:58:15,860 --> 00:58:16,860
Two eight.

1088
00:58:16,860 --> 00:58:17,860
Yeah, I'll give you that.

1089
00:58:17,860 --> 00:58:18,860
I'll give you the, what's that three, is it?

1090
00:58:18,860 --> 00:58:19,860
I should have given you.

1091
00:58:19,860 --> 00:58:20,860
Wrong money.

1092
00:58:20,860 --> 00:58:21,860
Sorry.

1093
00:58:21,860 --> 00:58:22,860
No.

1094
00:58:22,860 --> 00:58:35,860
I'm flushed today now with the ramp.

1095
00:58:35,860 --> 00:58:37,860
The ramp has me fucking flushed.

1096
00:58:37,860 --> 00:58:38,860
No.

1097
00:58:38,860 --> 00:58:38,860
Let's go.

1098
00:58:38,860 --> 00:58:39,860
Let's go.

1099
00:58:39,860 --> 00:58:40,860
Let's go.

1100
00:58:40,860 --> 00:58:41,860
Let's go.

1101
00:58:41,860 --> 00:58:42,860
How are you getting at?

1102
00:58:42,860 --> 00:58:43,860
Mind your ways, man.

1103
00:58:43,860 --> 00:58:46,860
This guy's trying to go out for a fucking hell, man.

1104
00:58:46,860 --> 00:58:47,860
Oh no, where am I going?

1105
00:58:47,860 --> 00:58:48,860
I hope I'm going the right way.

1106
00:58:48,860 --> 00:58:49,860
Where am I going?

1107
00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:50,860
Fuck.

1108
00:58:50,860 --> 00:58:51,860
Where am I going?

1109
00:58:51,860 --> 00:58:52,860
Fuck.

1110
00:58:52,860 --> 00:58:57,860
Oh no, where am I going? I hope I'm going the right way.

1111
00:59:12,860 --> 00:59:15,860
Where am I going? Fuck.

1112
00:59:15,860 --> 00:59:44,860
Fuck. Sean, how are you? Thank you very much, Sean. Now I know the bus stop is down here. Hopefully it's on the right. I'm speeding it. 57. This is a 60 zone. Speed and complaint.

1113
00:59:45,860 --> 00:59:47,860
Must be a 50 zone.

1114
01:00:05,860 --> 01:00:10,860
No. Get on or get off. Whatever way you want to skin that.

1115
01:00:10,860 --> 01:00:19,860
I don't want to buy a ticket. You do? Green shirt.

1116
01:00:23,860 --> 01:00:40,860
DVL, how are you? 140. I'll give you a 360 back. Thank you very much, DVL. How are your address? One regular trip. One regular trip. 220.

1117
01:00:40,860 --> 01:00:49,860
We were drinking coffee and everything was good. And then suddenly my date starts talking about my aura and the energy of the world and how it flows around me.

1118
01:00:49,860 --> 01:00:52,860
No. Thank you, dear. No problem.

1119
01:00:53,860 --> 01:00:56,860
Of course it was. Staying clear. The doors are closed.

1120
01:00:57,860 --> 01:01:01,860
What the hell is wrong with people these days? Staying clear. The doors are closed.

1121
01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:05,860
Fucking hell. Look at this.

1122
01:01:06,860 --> 01:01:11,860
Get to the next bus stop in eight minutes. I'm doing alright.

1123
01:01:11,860 --> 01:01:20,860
DVL and Sean and Dylan and Marge and Bruno. Thank you very much. And everybody out there in the mainframe who's watching.

1124
01:01:21,860 --> 01:01:33,860
Ninja Gamer. Max Darwin. Tam Walsh. Display name. Licks. Hope you're doing okay. Enjoying the drive.

1125
01:01:34,860 --> 01:01:42,860
Next stop. Navadour Drive. This is the last stop. Make sure to take all of your belongings with you before stepping off the bus.

1126
01:01:43,860 --> 01:01:45,860
Broke a red light there. But fuck it.

1127
01:01:46,860 --> 01:02:03,860
Schlug Aaron. Try my best. Under intense pressure. From passengers. Traffic. The world in general. Intense mental stress.

1128
01:02:08,860 --> 01:02:10,860
How you getting there?

1129
01:02:11,860 --> 01:02:13,860
Fucking mental stress.

1130
01:02:14,860 --> 01:02:14,860
Now.

1131
01:02:16,860 --> 01:02:17,860
Let's go.

1132
01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:19,860
Let's go, dish go.

1133
01:02:23,860 --> 01:02:24,860
Fucking hell.

1134
01:02:28,860 --> 01:02:30,860
Jee Magoo. How are you?

1135
01:02:31,860 --> 01:02:35,860
Wish me luck for me exams shirtin' tomorrow says Jee Magoo. Well look.

1136
01:02:36,860 --> 01:02:50,860
And remember, you should have studied. Remember this tomorrow if you're stuck in the exam and you draw blank. Remember this phase.

1137
01:02:54,860 --> 01:03:08,860
Are you doing a bit of examining? That should help you. And there's still a little bit more time for a bit of cramming. You can still cram a bit of knowledge into that noggin of yours.

1138
01:03:14,860 --> 01:03:31,860
I tell you something as well. It's not really the dumb thing but you can cheat. You can bring a phone into the exam. Or you can write on your arm. Or on your legs and go to the Jets. All the answers are on your legs then.

1139
01:03:36,860 --> 01:03:42,860
If you write all the answers on your legs, all you have to do is pull your pants down and you're away with it.

1140
01:03:42,860 --> 01:03:45,860
How you getting that?

1141
01:03:47,860 --> 01:03:51,860
Now, rise at the church.

1142
01:03:55,860 --> 01:03:56,860
Rise at the church.

1143
01:04:03,860 --> 01:04:05,860
And then rise here.

1144
01:04:05,860 --> 01:04:32,860
We are flying it. We might as well have been born with wings. Cause we're flying it. Can't you see how fast I soar and how loud I sing? I'm the best bus slug. In the whole of the West.

1145
01:04:32,860 --> 01:04:35,860
Did you wash me West.

1146
01:04:35,860 --> 01:04:37,860
Did you wash me West?

1147
01:04:37,860 --> 01:04:38,860
The one I have stinks.

1148
01:04:41,860 --> 01:04:44,860
Body odor from all the drinks.

1149
01:04:44,860 --> 01:04:56,860
Body odor from all the drinks.

1150
01:04:56,860 --> 01:04:58,860
Now, once this route is driven we've only one more route to drive.

1151
01:04:59,860 --> 01:05:02,860
And we're gonna be promoted to level eight.

1152
01:05:02,860 --> 01:05:21,860
We're gonna grow. We're gonna be allowed once. The incentive is now that I do these tasks. I go and drive all the routes and all the bus stops. And then after a while they let me into the municipal district. Cause at the moment I can only go from suburban to town.

1153
01:05:22,860 --> 01:05:23,860
No municipal.

1154
01:05:23,860 --> 01:05:24,860
No municipal.

1155
01:05:24,860 --> 01:05:31,860
And I tell you once you've got the municipal money in your back pocket. You're, you're, that's it. No one can fuck with you then.

1156
01:05:32,860 --> 01:05:36,860
You're flying it. You'll be able to buy the swing set for the garden.

1157
01:05:37,860 --> 01:05:50,860
Uh, Declan's son, my grandson. He'll be able to have a feckin' uh, three house, you know. All that stuff. Municipal money. John Delaney money.

1158
01:05:54,860 --> 01:06:03,800
*Evil Pings*

1159
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:05,320
Now, we're done!

1160
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,240
*Evil Pings*

1161
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:09,300
Five stars, no one killed!

1162
01:06:09,300 --> 01:06:11,960
Good stuff, great stuff.

1163
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:17,960
*Evil Pings*

1164
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:22,060
I'm the best, in the West.

1165
01:06:22,060 --> 01:06:37,060
*Evil Pings*

1166
01:06:37,060 --> 01:06:38,060
Level 9!

1167
01:06:38,060 --> 01:06:42,560
*Evil Pings*

1168
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:46,060
Right, so now we just have to drive...

1169
01:06:46,060 --> 01:06:48,060
Let me put... Let me put...

1170
01:06:48,060 --> 01:06:51,060
Add a new drive, a banana, put her on that as well.

1171
01:06:51,060 --> 01:06:54,060
Now, I'll put banana back on that.

1172
01:06:54,060 --> 01:07:07,060
*Evil Pings*

1173
01:07:07,060 --> 01:07:09,060
Alright, now this is the one I have to drive.

1174
01:07:09,060 --> 01:07:10,060
Okay, yeah.

1175
01:07:10,060 --> 01:07:12,060
We'll drive this now.

1176
01:07:12,060 --> 01:07:15,060
This is church.

1177
01:07:15,060 --> 01:07:19,060
Nine stops, this is a long list.

1178
01:07:19,060 --> 01:07:21,060
Booker Prize long list.

1179
01:07:21,060 --> 01:07:27,060
It's a nice loop though, it's a nice little loop.

1180
01:07:27,060 --> 01:07:31,060
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

1181
01:07:31,060 --> 01:07:34,060
*Evil Pings*

1182
01:07:34,060 --> 01:07:35,060
*Evil Pings*

1183
01:07:35,060 --> 01:07:36,060
*Evil Pings*

1184
01:07:36,060 --> 01:07:37,060
*Evil Pings*

1185
01:07:37,060 --> 01:07:38,060
*Evil Pings*

1186
01:07:38,060 --> 01:07:39,060
*Evil Pings*

1187
01:07:39,060 --> 01:07:40,060
*Evil Pings*

1188
01:07:40,060 --> 01:07:41,060
*Evil Pings*

1189
01:07:41,060 --> 01:07:42,060
*Evil Pings*

1190
01:07:42,060 --> 01:07:43,060
*Evil Pings*

1191
01:07:43,060 --> 01:07:45,580
I was blocking you there, Sam Stevens.

1192
01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:48,060
Yeah, that's great.

1193
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:50,240
Now, you said you found your son.

1194
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:52,300
Thanks for directing me to the detective.

1195
01:07:52,620 --> 01:07:53,640
I heard the cop was caught.

1196
01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:54,340
It was Jack the Clipper.

1197
01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:56,660
That's great.

1198
01:07:56,780 --> 01:07:57,800
That's great news, Sam.

1199
01:08:00,220 --> 01:08:02,720
Back to the staff room now while I'm eating this banana.

1200
01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:12,500
I think the weather is going to be shite this week now because of the 5G data trails.

1201
01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:17,340
They've already erected all the masts.

1202
01:08:18,900 --> 01:08:20,460
And they haven't told us.

1203
01:08:22,460 --> 01:08:26,440
They're going to warp our minds with the 5G data masts.

1204
01:08:29,740 --> 01:08:30,460
Masturbation.

1205
01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:42,480
What they're after is high speed, terminal velocity, intergalactic super-second.

1206
01:08:42,480 --> 01:08:43,260
Sexual highway.

1207
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:46,940
5G masturbation everywhere.

1208
01:08:48,020 --> 01:08:50,660
Everybody connected to the latest mainframe.

1209
01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:51,700
Galaxy.

1210
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:53,240
Disgustion.

1211
01:08:54,900 --> 01:08:55,480
Deviants.

1212
01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:00,720
Shtevians.

1213
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:07,960
When's it going to end, you know?

1214
01:09:10,260 --> 01:09:11,360
My grandson now.

1215
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:14,500
It's like he has a computer chip built into his arm.

1216
01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:16,360
He's always on the tablet and the phone.

1217
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:18,380
Watching these silly...

1218
01:09:18,380 --> 01:09:20,420
Watching people open eggs.

1219
01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:21,140
On YouTube.

1220
01:09:22,420 --> 01:09:23,240
Fucking eggs.

1221
01:09:23,740 --> 01:09:24,720
What's inside the egg?

1222
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:29,480
What's inside like, you know?

1223
01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:29,480
Anyway.

1224
01:09:31,480 --> 01:09:33,020
Let's drive.

1225
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:34,460
It's time to go to work, people.

1226
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:37,820
How you getting at it?

1227
01:09:40,440 --> 01:09:42,780
Some of the shtops on your route are currently inaccessible.

1228
01:09:42,900 --> 01:09:43,540
City events.

1229
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:44,580
Ah, for fuck's sake.

1230
01:09:44,580 --> 01:09:59,960
Deadsy.

1231
01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:00,900
How are you, Deadsy?

1232
01:10:01,260 --> 01:10:04,080
You don't have a bit of donating, Deadsy.

1233
01:10:04,140 --> 01:10:04,920
Thank you very much.

1234
01:10:05,660 --> 01:10:06,560
Very kind of you.

1235
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:08,680
Hope you're having a nice Sunday afternoon evening.

1236
01:10:12,900 --> 01:10:13,860
Thank you very much.

1237
01:10:15,440 --> 01:10:16,560
Springs here, yeah.

1238
01:10:16,820 --> 01:10:17,800
Take us anywhere, hey.

1239
01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:19,960
Well, I'll take you to...

1240
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:21,660
I'm going to take you on route number three.

1241
01:10:22,420 --> 01:10:23,020
Pickled onions.

1242
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:27,480
Hard to bait the banana, you say, yeah?

1243
01:10:27,700 --> 01:10:28,480
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1244
01:10:29,900 --> 01:10:31,380
You cannot bait the banana.

1245
01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:35,400
How you getting at it?

1246
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:40,880
Fuck, I nearly killed the bus passengers, huh?

1247
01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:42,600
They're not my passengers.

1248
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:44,220
Technically, at the moment.

1249
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:47,100
They're just bystanders.

1250
01:10:49,700 --> 01:10:50,400
Senior single.

1251
01:10:51,340 --> 01:10:53,780
Well, if you're single, I'll be senior.

1252
01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:56,940
Only missing.

1253
01:10:57,500 --> 01:10:58,180
I'd be fired.

1254
01:10:58,620 --> 01:11:00,160
Now, 360 back.

1255
01:11:02,440 --> 01:11:03,260
Well done.

1256
01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:05,080
Now.

1257
01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:19,700
This is like a...

1258
01:11:19,700 --> 01:11:23,360
It's like a Swiss town or something.

1259
01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:25,700
Or a fucking Dutch town, you know?

1260
01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:27,760
Toy town.

1261
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:31,740
Tidy place.

1262
01:11:31,740 --> 01:11:32,640
Well developed.

1263
01:11:33,440 --> 01:11:34,300
Old money.

1264
01:11:35,260 --> 01:11:36,340
Great infrastructure.

1265
01:11:37,340 --> 01:11:37,660
And...

1266
01:11:37,660 --> 01:11:40,940
Great people as well.

1267
01:11:40,980 --> 01:11:41,420
Nice people.

1268
01:11:44,660 --> 01:11:45,720
But are they happy?

1269
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:50,480
They don't...

1270
01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:51,480
They don't drink much.

1271
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:52,280
Although...

1272
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:53,660
There's that one guy around the town.

1273
01:11:53,740 --> 01:11:54,600
He's always fixed.

1274
01:11:55,260 --> 01:11:56,720
Every time you see him, you know?

1275
01:11:58,460 --> 01:12:00,560
Did I make the wrong turn down there today?

1276
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:02,480
I did, yeah.

1277
01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:03,960
Wrong thinking turn.

1278
01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:10,680
I'm going to go down here now.

1279
01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:16,440
Porsche.

1280
01:12:18,020 --> 01:12:18,980
911 job.

1281
01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:23,180
George Bush.

1282
01:12:23,500 --> 01:12:23,900
911.

1283
01:12:31,320 --> 01:12:32,240
Now, this is it.

1284
01:12:34,380 --> 01:12:35,240
We are flying.

1285
01:12:39,460 --> 01:12:40,440
Hung like thrower.

1286
01:12:43,820 --> 01:12:44,720
Thank you very much.

1287
01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:45,400
Hung like thrower.

1288
01:12:48,900 --> 01:12:50,000
The old fish dick.

1289
01:12:50,940 --> 01:12:51,240
Now.

1290
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:53,580
What's this?

1291
01:12:53,700 --> 01:12:54,920
Bit of trouble in paradise.

1292
01:12:59,940 --> 01:13:01,980
Yet again, I've got the wrong stuff.

1293
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:04,540
I've taken the wrong route.

1294
01:13:05,780 --> 01:13:06,660
I'm going to have to do a...

1295
01:13:06,660 --> 01:13:07,920
A Yui Brennan.

1296
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:12,920
Now.

1297
01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:16,580
Check that out.

1298
01:13:16,580 --> 01:13:18,260
Break street east.

1299
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:24,120
Break street east.

1300
01:13:24,300 --> 01:13:24,980
Stand clear.

1301
01:13:25,340 --> 01:13:26,040
The doors are opening.

1302
01:13:28,260 --> 01:13:29,000
Stand clear.

1303
01:13:29,460 --> 01:13:30,240
The doors are opening.

1304
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:35,000
Everyone's on.

1305
01:13:35,140 --> 01:13:35,840
Everyone's on board.

1306
01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:36,160
Right.

1307
01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:37,700
Stand clear.

1308
01:13:38,100 --> 01:13:38,860
The doors are closed.

1309
01:13:41,020 --> 01:13:41,960
Stand clear.

1310
01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:43,660
William Cecil.

1311
01:13:43,660 --> 01:13:43,660
William Cecil.

1312
01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:45,000
Billy Cecil.

1313
01:13:45,060 --> 01:13:45,540
How are ya?

1314
01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:48,760
Cecil the lion.

1315
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:50,800
Next stop.

1316
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:53,440
What's your thoughts on Schengen.

1317
01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:53,480
What's your thoughts on Schengen?

1318
01:13:54,220 --> 01:13:56,440
Well, I was speaking to Schengen last night.

1319
01:13:57,060 --> 01:13:57,980
Down Madigan's.

1320
01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:01,840
And he was saying that he's ready to burst.

1321
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:06,960
There's a lot of pressure on him to perform.

1322
01:14:08,900 --> 01:14:10,360
And with everyone watching him.

1323
01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:12,360
And everyone battering down the door.

1324
01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:14,520
He cannot perform.

1325
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:14,520
He cannot perform.

1326
01:14:15,660 --> 01:14:16,240
And also.

1327
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:18,700
He doesn't really understand.

1328
01:14:19,860 --> 01:14:23,820
The inner workings of each country's individual political policies.

1329
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:24,200
So.

1330
01:14:24,820 --> 01:14:27,980
He's left there standing with a Schengen in his hands going what's going on.

1331
01:14:28,060 --> 01:14:28,240
You know.

1332
01:14:28,660 --> 01:14:29,440
Poor guy.

1333
01:14:30,020 --> 01:14:30,420
He's.

1334
01:14:30,420 --> 01:14:30,460
He's.

1335
01:14:30,460 --> 01:14:31,640
How you getting at him?

1336
01:14:32,180 --> 01:14:32,940
He's racked.

1337
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:34,260
His head is rattled.

1338
01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:37,360
Simon Rattle.

1339
01:14:37,820 --> 01:14:38,900
This is a great tune though.

1340
01:14:39,020 --> 01:14:39,500
The fisherman.

1341
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:39,720
The fisherman.

1342
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:45,320
Driving the bus.

1343
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:49,460
With the smiley puss.

1344
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:53,060
Puss meaning face.

1345
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:55,100
Not.

1346
01:14:55,480 --> 01:14:56,600
Another name.

1347
01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:58,020
For a body parts.

1348
01:14:58,100 --> 01:14:59,100
In a different place.

1349
01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:02,400
Driving the automobile.

1350
01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:04,580
Watch out.

1351
01:15:05,100 --> 01:15:07,260
Fella's trying to cross the road nearly gets ran over.

1352
01:15:07,980 --> 01:15:09,440
We would have heard him squeal.

1353
01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:11,440
Job would have been over.

1354
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:14,040
And I would have been fired.

1355
01:15:16,540 --> 01:15:17,420
Not really.

1356
01:15:17,580 --> 01:15:20,320
I've killed five or six people since starting the job.

1357
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:22,360
And I'm still driving.

1358
01:15:24,260 --> 01:15:28,080
Because they don't have anyone else to drive the bus.

1359
01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:31,800
I've killed five people.

1360
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:35,580
Still going strong.

1361
01:15:37,940 --> 01:15:39,980
Take the park and break off.

1362
01:15:41,980 --> 01:15:43,340
Can't do no wrong.

1363
01:15:45,740 --> 01:15:47,300
Put the ramp down.

1364
01:15:49,100 --> 01:15:50,820
When you see a wheelchair.

1365
01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:54,980
Indicator on.

1366
01:15:57,500 --> 01:15:58,840
That woman has.

1367
01:15:59,740 --> 01:16:00,760
Some nice hair.

1368
01:16:01,480 --> 01:16:05,120
I wonder if she'll look at me.

1369
01:16:05,540 --> 01:16:06,600
With those.

1370
01:16:07,340 --> 01:16:08,900
Fishy fishy eyes.

1371
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:11,680
What a great song.

1372
01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:13,740
That's the fisherman from down in.

1373
01:16:15,740 --> 01:16:16,880
That song was called.

1374
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:17,120
That song was called.

1375
01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:17,980
Fishy eyes.

1376
01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:19,300
About a bus driver.

1377
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:20,140
Now.

1378
01:16:20,380 --> 01:16:20,760
One.

1379
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:21,400
Two.

1380
01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:21,920
Fifty.

1381
01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:22,240
Sixty.

1382
01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:22,600
Seventy.

1383
01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:22,800
Eight.

1384
01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:24,760
See you later fish.

1385
01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:26,680
How are you beard?

1386
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:28,620
No problem.

1387
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:30,320
You old whore.

1388
01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:31,460
Now.

1389
01:16:31,700 --> 01:16:32,700
Run regular one week.

1390
01:16:32,900 --> 01:16:33,040
Wait.

1391
01:16:33,140 --> 01:16:33,660
No.

1392
01:16:33,860 --> 01:16:34,460
One regular one.

1393
01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:35,540
Two twenty.

1394
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:36,960
Sorry.

1395
01:16:37,780 --> 01:16:38,500
One regular week.

1396
01:16:38,620 --> 01:16:38,800
Right.

1397
01:16:38,920 --> 01:16:39,020
Yeah.

1398
01:16:40,020 --> 01:16:40,380
No.

1399
01:16:40,460 --> 01:16:41,220
Thirty three now.

1400
01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:43,380
And I'll give you a three back.

1401
01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:44,940
I'll give you a two back.

1402
01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:45,640
Yeah.

1403
01:16:46,100 --> 01:16:46,600
Shoe back.

1404
01:16:47,540 --> 01:16:48,080
Special luck.

1405
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:49,840
Now.

1406
01:16:50,500 --> 01:16:51,120
Doors are closing.

1407
01:16:51,120 --> 01:16:52,580
The doors are closing.

1408
01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:55,700
Steigen clear.

1409
01:16:56,060 --> 01:16:56,880
The doors are closing.

1410
01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,200
I don't know if you don't need.

1411
01:16:58,460 --> 01:16:58,820
Dilith.

1412
01:16:58,880 --> 01:16:59,300
How are you?

1413
01:17:00,260 --> 01:17:01,320
I don't know if you don't need.

1414
01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:02,080
Thanks Dilith.

1415
01:17:04,280 --> 01:17:05,380
You don't know if you don't need.

1416
01:17:05,380 --> 01:17:05,800
Dilith.

1417
01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:08,100
Is it Dilith or Dilith?

1418
01:17:08,100 --> 01:17:09,460
Stop, Fisherman's.

1419
01:17:11,640 --> 01:17:12,700
How are you getting that?

1420
01:17:13,400 --> 01:17:15,400
*Cough*

1421
01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:24,380
*Cough*

1422
01:17:26,980 --> 01:17:29,760
Did you ever guess a fly in your eye?

1423
01:17:31,220 --> 01:17:35,180
If it did, did it make you cry?

1424
01:17:35,180 --> 01:17:37,180
*Cough*

1425
01:17:37,180 --> 01:17:39,180
*Cough*

1426
01:17:39,180 --> 01:17:41,180
*Cough*

1427
01:17:41,180 --> 01:18:02,180
Picking up passengers is my job. Put the bus kneel down. Doors opening. Stank clear. Drive these people around the town. Every day. Are you gay?

1428
01:18:02,180 --> 01:18:25,180
One shoot and one trip. One, one farted. One, two, three, sixty. Nope. That's right. How ya? How ya? We're done. We're done. I'm gonna scooch in now between these guys.

1429
01:18:25,180 --> 01:18:40,180
Next stop, concert hall. Concertina. Vinnie Brown. Up the town. How ya Vinnie be? Spoutin' Brown at ya.

1430
01:18:40,180 --> 01:19:01,180
You doin' a bit of journalism. You doin' a bit of journalism. Yeah. Smashing the system. Is that it? Yeah. More power to ya.

1431
01:19:01,180 --> 01:19:08,180
How ya? How ya? How ya getting at it?

1432
01:19:08,180 --> 01:19:14,180
Concert hall. Lower Moat Street. How ya?

1433
01:19:14,180 --> 01:19:21,180
Regular single trip. One, regular, single. Are you single? Or are you regular? What is it?

1434
01:19:21,180 --> 01:19:28,180
Five, two, three, one, two. And then you got the 80 there, missus. Bish luck. No problem.

1435
01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:35,180
Staying clear. The doors are closed. We're flying us. Staying clear. The doors are closed. Fuck.

1436
01:19:35,180 --> 01:19:36,180
Fuck.

1437
01:19:40,180 --> 01:19:45,180
Next stop, Village Street West.

1438
01:19:49,180 --> 01:19:52,180
River in the middle of the city.

1439
01:19:56,180 --> 01:19:58,180
Looks a bit like Rome.

1440
01:19:58,180 --> 01:19:59,180
Looks a bit like Rome.

1441
01:20:01,180 --> 01:20:04,180
Or the other one with all the artwork.

1442
01:20:06,180 --> 01:20:07,180
Fiorentina.

1443
01:20:10,180 --> 01:20:12,180
Gabriel Batistuta.

1444
01:20:15,180 --> 01:20:17,180
Argentine Striker.

1445
01:20:21,180 --> 01:20:23,180
Smashing the goals in the...

1446
01:20:24,180 --> 01:20:25,180
...Syria-ah.

1447
01:20:36,180 --> 01:20:37,180
Whatever happened...

1448
01:20:38,180 --> 01:20:39,180
...to Gabriel Batistuta?

1449
01:20:42,180 --> 01:20:44,180
The Angel Gabriel of the football world.

1450
01:20:44,180 --> 01:20:45,180
Do you like this shirt?

1451
01:20:45,180 --> 01:20:46,180
Yeah. It looks great. Where did you get it?

1452
01:20:46,180 --> 01:20:47,180
Did he disappear?

1453
01:20:47,180 --> 01:20:48,180
It's a really nice shock at the residential.

1454
01:20:48,180 --> 01:20:49,180
Off the face of the earth, he had hair like a girl.

1455
01:20:49,180 --> 01:20:50,180
I want to tell you.

1456
01:20:50,180 --> 01:20:51,180
I want to tell you.

1457
01:20:51,180 --> 01:20:52,180
He had to wear...

1458
01:20:52,180 --> 01:20:53,180
...a headband.

1459
01:20:53,180 --> 01:20:54,180
What's the story about this guy now?

1460
01:20:54,180 --> 01:20:54,180
I'm gonna move this.

1461
01:20:54,180 --> 01:20:54,180
Can we horn this guy?

1462
01:20:54,180 --> 01:20:55,180
I horned him and he moved.

1463
01:20:55,180 --> 01:20:56,180
Ow.

1464
01:20:56,180 --> 01:20:59,340
I had to wear a headband.

1465
01:21:08,620 --> 01:21:10,660
What's the story with this guy now?

1466
01:21:10,660 --> 01:21:11,620
I'm gonna move this.

1467
01:21:13,580 --> 01:21:14,860
We're holding this guy.

1468
01:21:16,260 --> 01:21:17,740
I hardened him and he moved.

1469
01:21:18,860 --> 01:21:19,700
Now.

1470
01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:26,300
Now.

1471
01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:29,580
Schlugeren is cooking with gas.

1472
01:21:30,660 --> 01:21:31,940
Not electricity.

1473
01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:33,880
Not fossil fuels.

1474
01:21:34,880 --> 01:21:38,240
But pure gas from the earth.

1475
01:21:38,420 --> 01:21:40,040
Is that fossil fuel? Is it gas?

1476
01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:46,580
Is gas a fossil fuel?

1477
01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:49,520
Bucket.

1478
01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:52,420
No. Break on. Break off.

1479
01:21:52,780 --> 01:21:53,560
Kneel. Pre.

1480
01:21:54,340 --> 01:21:56,160
Stand here. The doors are open.

1481
01:21:58,160 --> 01:22:00,380
Stand here. The doors are open.

1482
01:22:03,820 --> 01:22:05,500
One ticket. Regular, please.

1483
01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:08,600
Okay. Okay. Okay.

1484
01:22:08,980 --> 01:22:10,160
Mamadouk says yes.

1485
01:22:10,540 --> 01:22:12,580
The gas is a fossil fuel.

1486
01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:13,080
Okay.

1487
01:22:13,860 --> 01:22:15,260
Now. One regular, one trip.

1488
01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:17,500
220, sir.

1489
01:22:17,900 --> 01:22:20,280
Give you 280 back.

1490
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:22,640
Good luck.

1491
01:22:22,860 --> 01:22:23,440
Have a great day.

1492
01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:24,740
You sobered up.

1493
01:22:25,220 --> 01:22:26,020
Excuse me.

1494
01:22:26,220 --> 01:22:26,740
Fucked again.

1495
01:22:27,160 --> 01:22:28,360
I need a ticket.

1496
01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:28,940
Fuck off.

1497
01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:30,300
Go on.

1498
01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:32,160
Boom.

1499
01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:32,700
Come.

1500
01:22:33,700 --> 01:22:34,260
Okay.

1501
01:22:34,260 --> 01:22:34,260
Okay.

1502
01:22:34,260 --> 01:22:34,260
Okay.

1503
01:22:34,900 --> 01:22:35,500
Stand clear.

1504
01:22:35,500 --> 01:22:36,320
Should I break something with you?

1505
01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:36,580
The doors are closed.

1506
01:22:36,580 --> 01:22:37,080
Something to drink with you.

1507
01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:39,500
Guy needs to go and dry out before he gets on this bus.

1508
01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:39,840
Stand clear.

1509
01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:41,020
The doors are closed.

1510
01:22:41,020 --> 01:22:41,320
Okay.

1511
01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:41,880
Stand clear.

1512
01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:43,020
The doors are closed.

1513
01:22:43,020 --> 01:22:48,780
He's not getting on my bus like that.

1514
01:22:49,140 --> 01:22:49,980
Stink the place out.

1515
01:22:50,320 --> 01:22:54,200
And he's a threat and he's a danger to other customers and passengers like you know.

1516
01:22:54,200 --> 01:23:02,860
Maybe we'll cook corners here.

1517
01:23:03,640 --> 01:23:04,420
See how we get on.

1518
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:08,620
Fashed.

1519
01:23:12,580 --> 01:23:13,100
Fuck.

1520
01:23:13,660 --> 01:23:14,020
Sorry.

1521
01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:27,360
80 euro down the hatch there for the red light bonus.

1522
01:23:32,040 --> 01:23:32,440
Bell.

1523
01:23:35,940 --> 01:23:37,340
Get on or get off.

1524
01:23:37,560 --> 01:23:39,080
I have no time for hullaballoon.

1525
01:23:40,920 --> 01:23:42,080
Whatever it is you're doing.

1526
01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:43,140
I need a ticket.

1527
01:23:43,440 --> 01:23:43,960
No problem.

1528
01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:46,220
Nice weather for the shorts.

1529
01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:48,360
Nice weather for the shorts.

1530
01:23:49,420 --> 01:23:50,360
One regular, one trip.

1531
01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:52,080
220.

1532
01:23:53,120 --> 01:23:53,560
Alright.

1533
01:23:53,880 --> 01:23:54,860
One shooting, one trip.

1534
01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:56,300
140.

1535
01:23:57,420 --> 01:23:57,680
Right.

1536
01:23:57,820 --> 01:23:59,420
2, 4, 6.

1537
01:24:01,300 --> 01:24:01,740
7.

1538
01:24:01,740 --> 01:24:02,380
860.

1539
01:24:04,120 --> 01:24:04,480
And.

1540
01:24:05,340 --> 01:24:05,840
860.

1541
01:24:05,960 --> 01:24:06,200
Sorry.

1542
01:24:10,380 --> 01:24:11,520
Oh it's a long day.

1543
01:24:13,320 --> 01:24:14,460
It's a long old day.

1544
01:24:20,200 --> 01:24:21,360
Shut up.

1545
01:24:24,940 --> 01:24:25,900
Clover drive.

1546
01:24:26,220 --> 01:24:26,820
Next step.

1547
01:24:26,820 --> 01:24:30,080
Just to let.

1548
01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:30,740
Remind you.

1549
01:24:30,740 --> 01:24:32,000
There's no smoking on the bus.

1550
01:24:32,080 --> 01:24:32,220
Please.

1551
01:24:32,300 --> 01:24:33,780
No smoking down the back of the bus.

1552
01:24:34,500 --> 01:24:35,880
You can open the windows if you like.

1553
01:24:35,960 --> 01:24:37,720
I'm still going to be able to smell it if you're doing it.

1554
01:24:38,720 --> 01:24:39,340
No drinking.

1555
01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:40,600
I'm dropping down the back.

1556
01:24:41,340 --> 01:24:42,140
Family's on the bus.

1557
01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:42,400
You see.

1558
01:24:42,740 --> 01:24:43,240
Thank you.

1559
01:24:49,420 --> 01:24:55,840
How are you all in the chat there.

1560
01:24:56,140 --> 01:24:56,800
Sarah Snake.

1561
01:24:56,900 --> 01:24:58,220
Max Darrow and display name.

1562
01:24:59,180 --> 01:24:59,680
Connerberry.

1563
01:25:01,060 --> 01:25:01,720
Is um.

1564
01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:03,920
Adam Brennan there is he.

1565
01:25:04,580 --> 01:25:06,520
Because he wants me to give a shout out to his channel.

1566
01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:10,240
Close those doors now.

1567
01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:12,940
Oh oh.

1568
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:19,700
We're still kneeling.

1569
01:25:19,700 --> 01:25:21,920
Next stop.

1570
01:25:22,220 --> 01:25:23,100
Gentian Street.

1571
01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:24,720
This is the last stop.

1572
01:25:25,400 --> 01:25:29,200
Make sure to take all of your belongings with you before stepping off the bus.

1573
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:34,780
Can all passengers please shut.

1574
01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:37,160
Make sure they've got everything before they get off the bus.

1575
01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:40,500
They don't want to leave your phone behind or your wallet or anything like that.

1576
01:25:41,020 --> 01:25:41,480
Thank you.

1577
01:25:44,060 --> 01:25:45,020
Oh fuck.

1578
01:25:45,100 --> 01:25:45,480
Red light.

1579
01:25:45,880 --> 01:25:46,120
Sorry.

1580
01:25:46,120 --> 01:25:57,040
No.

1581
01:25:57,880 --> 01:25:58,620
Street on.

1582
01:26:01,300 --> 01:26:02,040
Street on.

1583
01:26:02,160 --> 01:26:02,840
Gold chain.

1584
01:26:02,840 --> 01:26:18,600
Well.

1585
01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:19,300
Tell him now.

1586
01:26:21,300 --> 01:26:21,660
Alright.

1587
01:26:21,900 --> 01:26:23,060
Go to his site.

1588
01:26:23,160 --> 01:26:24,200
He's got a Twitch channel.

1589
01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:26,080
Called Flanye West.

1590
01:26:28,540 --> 01:26:30,400
And I said that I'd give him a shout out.

1591
01:26:31,740 --> 01:26:39,300
So if you're all wondering where Aaron Brennan, King of the Stream 2019 is, go and have a look at his channel there.

1592
01:26:39,300 --> 01:26:41,340
He's doing some work out in the mainframe himself.

1593
01:26:42,980 --> 01:26:43,780
Aaron Brennan.

1594
01:26:44,440 --> 01:26:44,980
Switch.

1595
01:26:45,160 --> 01:26:45,600
Oh, yeah, man.

1596
01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:47,980
You can come and visit us.

1597
01:26:48,220 --> 01:26:48,480
Okay.

1598
01:26:49,020 --> 01:26:49,500
Love you.

1599
01:26:49,840 --> 01:26:50,160
Bye.

1600
01:26:52,560 --> 01:26:53,860
Come on out the way.

1601
01:26:55,440 --> 01:27:00,360
That'd be terrible now if we ran someone over and killed them on the last leg of the journey.

1602
01:27:00,360 --> 01:27:02,360
No.

1603
01:27:02,360 --> 01:27:20,140
*Speaking Loud 청nars*

1604
01:27:20,140 --> 01:27:23,100
*Chuckles* No!

1605
01:27:23,100 --> 01:27:28,520
*Speaking Loud*

1606
01:27:28,520 --> 01:27:30,520
Done!

1607
01:27:30,520 --> 01:27:31,440
Dunskies.

1608
01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:34,120
Eamon Dunski.

1609
01:27:38,140 --> 01:27:39,060
Five stars.

1610
01:27:39,540 --> 01:27:40,480
Driver level up.

1611
01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:44,980
Sarah Banana.

1612
01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:51,740
Has moved up the salary pecking order to a grand a month.

1613
01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:53,020
Fucking hell.

1614
01:27:53,340 --> 01:27:54,240
I'm in the wrong job.

1615
01:27:57,100 --> 01:27:58,620
Can we hire more drivers?

1616
01:27:58,620 --> 01:28:00,620
Six stars.

1617
01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:14,220
We're in the red. We're three grand in the red. We have a new bus, a new paint bucket. We've reached level 10.

1618
01:28:19,020 --> 01:28:22,460
Level 10 guys. Level 10.

1619
01:28:22,460 --> 01:28:26,420
Is that the best you can come up with? You are a liar.

1620
01:28:26,420 --> 01:28:31,860
Now. What the fuck are we doing here now?

1621
01:28:33,920 --> 01:28:35,120
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1622
01:28:36,820 --> 01:28:37,420
Sarah Schlug.

1623
01:28:37,420 --> 01:28:38,700
Are you doing a bit of donating? Yeah.

1624
01:28:39,540 --> 01:28:41,060
Thank you very much Sarah Schlug.

1625
01:28:42,260 --> 01:28:44,060
Are you doing a bit of donating? Thank you very much.

1626
01:28:46,860 --> 01:28:50,220
Missed you. Are you back on tonight? I don't know. I'm on now. So.

1627
01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:52,160
Maybe. Maybe later on.

1628
01:28:52,660 --> 01:28:53,420
I'm not sure.

1629
01:28:55,200 --> 01:28:55,580
Um.

1630
01:28:59,820 --> 01:29:02,860
I don't know why I'm not being given access to the modern district.

1631
01:29:06,180 --> 01:29:07,160
If the residential.

1632
01:29:07,160 --> 01:29:07,200
If the residential.

1633
01:29:28,200 --> 01:29:29,600
What the fuck.

1634
01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:30,740
Looks like.

1635
01:29:30,740 --> 01:29:31,040
Looks like.

1636
01:29:32,980 --> 01:29:34,520
Can anybody tell me why?

1637
01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:37,440
I've not.

1638
01:29:37,560 --> 01:29:39,540
I've not completed these objectives here.

1639
01:29:39,620 --> 01:29:41,480
It says have at least three routes.

1640
01:29:42,100 --> 01:29:43,900
You and your drivers drove last week.

1641
01:29:45,360 --> 01:29:46,800
And I've driven all of them.

1642
01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:54,460
I'm after fucking driving that now.

1643
01:29:54,460 --> 01:29:54,460
I'm after fucking driving that now.

1644
01:29:54,460 --> 01:30:05,680
You need to drive three routes in one week.

1645
01:30:05,900 --> 01:30:08,560
The problem is every time I drive one route.

1646
01:30:08,780 --> 01:30:09,700
That's a week done.

1647
01:30:11,420 --> 01:30:12,660
Need more drivers.

1648
01:30:19,300 --> 01:30:19,740
Ah.

1649
01:30:19,740 --> 01:30:19,860
Ah.

1650
01:30:23,520 --> 01:30:24,780
We have a few drivers.

1651
01:30:25,100 --> 01:30:26,540
It's time to hire a fire.

1652
01:30:26,800 --> 01:30:27,940
Let's have a look at these guys.

1653
01:30:31,420 --> 01:30:32,660
Let's have a look at these guys.

1654
01:30:33,940 --> 01:30:34,680
First off though.

1655
01:30:34,720 --> 01:30:36,460
We might have a little look at the Ramesh-dine.

1656
01:30:36,680 --> 01:30:37,740
Ramesh-diner back.

1657
01:30:38,940 --> 01:30:39,900
I think we might have a little.

1658
01:30:39,980 --> 01:30:41,940
We'll do a bit of Ramesh-dining.

1659
01:30:42,620 --> 01:30:44,440
Hire a driver and see how we get that.

1660
01:30:45,580 --> 01:30:46,360
How you getting that?

1661
01:30:47,260 --> 01:30:47,980
Not too bad now.

1662
01:30:49,840 --> 01:30:51,200
So we've unleashed the names.

1663
01:30:52,540 --> 01:30:53,940
We've Christoph Schuber.

1664
01:30:55,860 --> 01:30:56,640
Cornelia Milton.

1665
01:31:01,140 --> 01:31:01,980
Sandra Doyle.

1666
01:31:07,320 --> 01:31:08,040
Alexander Moore.

1667
01:31:09,860 --> 01:31:10,420
Alexander Moore.

1668
01:31:12,460 --> 01:31:14,420
Look at the CV's though.

1669
01:31:16,980 --> 01:31:18,980
Christoph began as an apprentice baker.

1670
01:31:19,740 --> 01:31:21,580
And worked as a conductor for six years.

1671
01:31:21,720 --> 01:31:23,060
Loves to play simulation games.

1672
01:31:23,180 --> 01:31:23,620
Yeah, fair enough.

1673
01:31:24,040 --> 01:31:25,760
Cornelia dropped out of comedy school.

1674
01:31:26,860 --> 01:31:28,300
Loved to take the bus as a child.

1675
01:31:29,020 --> 01:31:29,760
Passionate physicist.

1676
01:31:30,140 --> 01:31:31,160
Loves neutrinos.

1677
01:31:31,900 --> 01:31:32,680
She's in the wrong.

1678
01:31:33,100 --> 01:31:34,080
She's driving a bus.

1679
01:31:34,280 --> 01:31:35,440
She loves neutrinos.

1680
01:31:35,960 --> 01:31:37,080
And she's driving a bus.

1681
01:31:38,660 --> 01:31:39,080
Go on.

1682
01:31:39,140 --> 01:31:39,920
You're overqualified.

1683
01:31:40,920 --> 01:31:42,560
Sandra Doyle was a police officer.

1684
01:31:43,280 --> 01:31:44,660
She changed side then.

1685
01:31:45,780 --> 01:31:46,420
What does that mean?

1686
01:31:47,680 --> 01:31:48,860
She's a criminal, is she?

1687
01:31:49,480 --> 01:31:51,540
Former high-tonnage trucker.

1688
01:31:53,200 --> 01:31:55,300
Thinks still alive studio is awesome.

1689
01:31:55,440 --> 01:31:56,720
Don't know what that means.

1690
01:31:57,160 --> 01:31:59,400
Alexander Moore began as an apprentice baker.

1691
01:31:59,940 --> 01:32:00,200
Hmm.

1692
01:32:00,800 --> 01:32:03,460
Did suspect that she's the same as Christoph Schuber.

1693
01:32:04,300 --> 01:32:08,680
The bacon industry's gone tits up now and they're all coming for a job looking for work from me.

1694
01:32:09,440 --> 01:32:10,160
Worked for NASA.

1695
01:32:10,740 --> 01:32:11,620
As a driver.

1696
01:32:11,860 --> 01:32:12,060
What?

1697
01:32:12,140 --> 01:32:12,600
Of a rocket?

1698
01:32:13,280 --> 01:32:14,860
Of the bus service.

1699
01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:17,100
Of the original bus service.

1700
01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:18,880
Out in Cape Canaveral.

1701
01:32:18,940 --> 01:32:19,700
Because it's so big.

1702
01:32:20,360 --> 01:32:21,400
Is that the crack Alexander?

1703
01:32:21,540 --> 01:32:21,920
I don't know.

1704
01:32:22,540 --> 01:32:24,200
Loves to play simulation games.

1705
01:32:25,200 --> 01:32:25,580
Good luck.

1706
01:32:28,060 --> 01:32:29,060
Jen's polis.

1707
01:32:29,440 --> 01:32:29,860
Let's have a look.

1708
01:32:29,980 --> 01:32:30,800
Jen's polis.

1709
01:32:31,100 --> 01:32:33,100
Start four different bachelor's degrees.

1710
01:32:33,640 --> 01:32:34,780
So we've got a quitter.

1711
01:32:36,340 --> 01:32:37,560
Hey, don't a bit of donating.

1712
01:32:39,740 --> 01:32:40,340
Sorry, snake.

1713
01:32:40,420 --> 01:32:40,720
Thank you.

1714
01:32:40,820 --> 01:32:41,140
Yeah.

1715
01:32:41,700 --> 01:32:42,640
That's mine.

1716
01:32:42,800 --> 01:32:44,160
Better be on later or else.

1717
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:45,860
Yeah.

1718
01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:46,700
Thank you very much.

1719
01:32:47,700 --> 01:32:48,960
Started four different degrees.

1720
01:32:49,080 --> 01:32:50,720
Used to participate in drag races.

1721
01:32:51,380 --> 01:32:53,620
Israeli inter-progressive folk metal.

1722
01:32:55,600 --> 01:32:57,220
Monica Al Caseltza.

1723
01:32:57,880 --> 01:32:58,920
Started as an actor.

1724
01:32:59,380 --> 01:33:00,580
Couldn't handle the fame.

1725
01:33:01,340 --> 01:33:02,980
Worked as a conductor for six years.

1726
01:33:03,200 --> 01:33:04,720
Enjoy small talk.

1727
01:33:05,040 --> 01:33:06,560
That should be good on the bus, I suppose.

1728
01:33:08,340 --> 01:33:09,560
Adrian Jeezy.

1729
01:33:11,480 --> 01:33:13,520
Finished high school the second time.

1730
01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:15,780
No bus driving experience at all.

1731
01:33:16,300 --> 01:33:17,520
Enjoy small talk.

1732
01:33:17,520 --> 01:33:20,040
Tobias Caspers.

1733
01:33:21,100 --> 01:33:22,360
Skilled car mechanic.

1734
01:33:22,920 --> 01:33:24,500
Love to take the bus as a child.

1735
01:33:24,920 --> 01:33:25,860
Likes happy people.

1736
01:33:26,520 --> 01:33:27,580
Others not so much.

1737
01:33:31,280 --> 01:33:32,960
I think we'll hire Caspers.

1738
01:33:38,580 --> 01:33:39,100
And.

1739
01:33:40,520 --> 01:33:41,700
Maybe we'll give.

1740
01:33:45,040 --> 01:33:46,480
Monica Al Caseltza.

1741
01:33:47,440 --> 01:33:49,840
'cause she enjoys small talk.

1742
01:33:49,840 --> 01:33:52,240
Now, this is brilliant stuff.

1743
01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:55,400
This is brilliant stuff altogether.

1744
01:33:55,400 --> 01:33:58,620
We can put these feckers on my route,

1745
01:33:58,620 --> 01:34:00,180
my specialized route.

1746
01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:04,900
Now, Gentian Street.

1747
01:34:06,520 --> 01:34:07,440
Cancel it.

1748
01:34:08,400 --> 01:34:09,400
Add driver.

1749
01:34:12,340 --> 01:34:13,180
Tobias.

1750
01:34:14,800 --> 01:34:15,700
Add driver.

1751
01:34:16,540 --> 01:34:17,380
Alka-Seltzer.

1752
01:34:19,980 --> 01:34:20,820
Right.

1753
01:34:25,900 --> 01:34:26,900
Is there a banana?

1754
01:34:39,140 --> 01:34:40,420
Buy more buses.

1755
01:34:42,140 --> 01:34:44,080
Okay, banana on that.

1756
01:34:44,080 --> 01:34:45,640
Seltzer on that.

1757
01:34:45,640 --> 01:34:46,640
Bias on that.

1758
01:34:51,960 --> 01:34:53,920
How the hell is that going on now?

1759
01:34:53,920 --> 01:34:54,800
Drive.

1760
01:34:54,800 --> 01:34:55,640
Create.

1761
01:35:02,840 --> 01:35:08,800
Pash... Pashkel the Rascal and Luke Kyle. Thank you very much. Thank you very much, Luke Kyle.

1762
01:35:15,060 --> 01:35:17,260
We'll give this new bus a drive.

1763
01:35:20,120 --> 01:35:20,920
Rush hour.

1764
01:35:23,060 --> 01:35:24,280
Rush hour, guys.

1765
01:35:27,400 --> 01:35:28,820
It's gonna get hairy.

1766
01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:33,000
It's gonna- it's gonna get scary.

1767
01:35:47,480 --> 01:35:50,120
Johnny Tight Lips, thank you very much, Tight Lips.

1768
01:35:56,280 --> 01:35:58,280
Thank you very much, Tight Lips.

1769
01:36:00,040 --> 01:36:02,840
Watch this. Fastest bus driver in the waste.

1770
01:36:11,480 --> 01:36:14,040
One regular one trip. 220.

1771
01:36:15,720 --> 01:36:18,200
Oprah. Three regular trips.

1772
01:36:20,600 --> 01:36:21,320
660.

1773
01:36:24,280 --> 01:36:28,440
Eh... 240. Is this 2 fucking 40? 2... 340.

1774
01:36:31,400 --> 01:36:32,440
Too much money. Fuck it.

1775
01:36:34,360 --> 01:36:36,280
Maths was never my strong suit.

1776
01:36:38,280 --> 01:36:41,240
I was more of a 3P's.

1777
01:36:42,040 --> 01:36:43,880
Staying clear. The doors are closing.

1778
01:36:47,880 --> 01:36:48,840
Painting, pinting and pulling.

1779
01:36:51,560 --> 01:36:51,880
Now.

1780
01:36:51,880 --> 01:36:54,520
Next stop. Village Street East.

1781
01:36:56,040 --> 01:37:00,440
It's got a bit of kick to it. This new bus has a bit of pep in its step.

1782
01:37:02,760 --> 01:37:03,880
Hey, doing a bit of donating.

1783
01:37:04,680 --> 01:37:05,880
Dopey Dolan, how are ya?

1784
01:37:05,880 --> 01:37:07,560
Hey, doing a bit of donating, yeah.

1785
01:37:08,520 --> 01:37:10,200
Hang on. Are we turning right? We're turning right.

1786
01:37:11,320 --> 01:37:12,920
Nearly turned wrong there for a second.

1787
01:37:21,160 --> 01:37:24,600
The lad outside has been revving the Mitzi Evolution for a while now.

1788
01:37:31,800 --> 01:37:33,560
Must have something wrong with it or something.

1789
01:37:37,240 --> 01:37:38,840
I'm more of a bus man myself.

1790
01:37:40,040 --> 01:37:43,480
I wouldn't be into driving fast cars. I'd be more of a bus man myself.

1791
01:37:45,640 --> 01:37:46,920
I drive the bus fast.

1792
01:37:49,000 --> 01:37:53,480
Don't you worry about that. I drive that bus as fast as the speed limit will allow.

1793
01:37:54,440 --> 01:37:57,000
Doing 50 up and down residential areas.

1794
01:37:57,000 --> 01:38:04,840
45, brim full of asha.

1795
01:38:09,080 --> 01:38:14,920
Luke coil. You are like a coiled spring on a hot Wednesday morning.

1796
01:38:16,120 --> 01:38:17,400
Even though it's a Sunday evening.

1797
01:38:20,120 --> 01:38:26,120
I hope you and all the rest of the coils are doing well and that you're coiled up nice and tight.

1798
01:38:26,600 --> 01:38:27,960
Ready to spring into life.

1799
01:38:28,680 --> 01:38:30,360
Whenever you're deemed necessary.

1800
01:38:32,920 --> 01:38:37,240
What use is a spring unless it's coiled and ready to pounce, you know?

1801
01:38:47,240 --> 01:38:52,360
Look it up. Check it out. The red book for what's available in your area. Tosh on.

1802
01:38:52,360 --> 01:39:03,000
Right. Let's go. Lift, lift, lift, lift, lift, lift. Yes. In like Flynn. Fast. Bus pass. No regard for life.

1803
01:39:03,720 --> 01:39:05,400
Gonna run you over in my bus.

1804
01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:08,040
Need to get home to the wife.

1805
01:39:08,040 --> 01:39:14,280
I'm gonna make a little shtap here at the side of the road. Watch the bus. Don't want to run over your load.

1806
01:39:14,280 --> 01:39:21,880
Why don't we go get some bubbles? Staying clear. Luggage doors opening up. Make sure you get on. Don't fuck it up.

1807
01:39:22,440 --> 01:39:34,120
Yeah. Rhyming up with up is tough. Not as tough as this. When I close the bus doors. I don't give a piss. Faster than you'd ever thought before. I'm like a bat out of hell.

1808
01:39:36,440 --> 01:39:48,040
Slug out of Compton. Crazy MF-er called Slug. Next stop. St. Andrew's Church.

1809
01:39:50,280 --> 01:39:54,360
From a gang called Cobblers with Rugs. I got the saw enough.

1810
01:39:59,800 --> 01:40:08,840
No. We've got a shtap coming up. Make sure you've got all your bags and shtuff with ye. Don't be leaving any wallets or fucking drugs or money on the bus. Thank you.

1811
01:40:12,920 --> 01:40:19,000
Stand clear. The door's open. Get on or get off. Don't make me tell you twice.

1812
01:40:22,840 --> 01:40:40,200
Hung like trout. Thank you very much. One senior, one trip. Now. One 40. 360. 360 back. And we'll say no more about it. Get to the back of the bus. Best luck.

1813
01:40:40,200 --> 01:40:51,880
Let me in. Let me in. Let me in. Thank you very much there.

1814
01:40:53,480 --> 01:41:01,920
Dopey Dolan and Luke Kyle. Whoa. Nearly ran over an old lady.

1815
01:41:03,980 --> 01:41:10,080
Luke Kyle, how are you? Whoa. Nearly murdered someone there.

1816
01:41:10,080 --> 01:41:12,720
Did you ever commit murder on a bus?

1817
01:41:14,400 --> 01:41:15,240
It's not nice.

1818
01:41:19,240 --> 01:41:21,040
It's murder on the bus floor.

1819
01:41:23,120 --> 01:41:25,280
You better not kill the passengers.

1820
01:41:26,100 --> 01:41:26,580
D.E.G.

1821
01:41:27,920 --> 01:41:29,800
Gonna run this man right down.

1822
01:41:30,580 --> 01:41:32,320
I can't believe it's not scutter. How are you?

1823
01:41:32,320 --> 01:41:40,120
How are you diddling on this fine Sunday afternoon, morning, evening?

1824
01:41:40,880 --> 01:41:42,340
Watch out, T-Bowl shtick!

1825
01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:46,240
Fuck, man. How much is that gonna cost me now? Sorry.

1826
01:41:50,320 --> 01:41:50,760
Balls.

1827
01:41:52,760 --> 01:41:54,720
Did a real Rammstein on it there, man.

1828
01:41:54,720 --> 01:42:03,720
Speed and tickets.

1829
01:42:03,960 --> 01:42:05,080
Oh, I killed someone!

1830
01:42:05,080 --> 01:42:06,080
Smoking on the bus.

1831
01:42:06,080 --> 01:42:07,880
No smoking on the back of the bus.

1832
01:42:08,620 --> 01:42:10,000
You can open the windows if you like.

1833
01:42:10,060 --> 01:42:11,640
I'm still gonna be able to smell it if you don't.

1834
01:42:12,680 --> 01:42:14,720
No drinking or drugging down the back.

1835
01:42:15,460 --> 01:42:16,500
Family's on the bus, you see?

1836
01:42:16,880 --> 01:42:17,340
Thank you.

1837
01:42:17,340 --> 01:42:41,680
Internal inquiry. How are things?

1838
01:42:42,380 --> 01:42:43,840
Tommy Schluck. How are ya?

1839
01:42:45,580 --> 01:42:46,740
Yeah. How are things?

1840
01:42:46,740 --> 01:42:50,500
Describe the day.

1841
01:42:50,620 --> 01:42:52,180
Well, it was going well.

1842
01:42:52,840 --> 01:42:55,020
We had three more steps to make.

1843
01:42:57,760 --> 01:42:58,200
Um.

1844
01:43:00,100 --> 01:43:02,660
I was singing a tune called

1845
01:43:02,660 --> 01:43:04,120
There's Murder on the Bus Floor.

1846
01:43:05,540 --> 01:43:09,060
And at the time, I didn't know I was being carried away with things

1847
01:43:09,060 --> 01:43:11,780
because I was so fluid in my movements, you see?

1848
01:43:11,860 --> 01:43:13,420
You've never seen a bus driver like me.

1849
01:43:15,860 --> 01:43:16,960
Next thing I know...

1850
01:43:16,960 --> 01:43:19,860
Shutter speed.

1851
01:43:21,240 --> 01:43:22,300
I hear the shutter.

1852
01:43:22,300 --> 01:43:23,720
I see the flash.

1853
01:43:24,520 --> 01:43:25,500
Flash. Bang.

1854
01:43:26,880 --> 01:43:27,580
Speed camera.

1855
01:43:28,880 --> 01:43:29,840
I didn't know I was speeding.

1856
01:43:29,840 --> 01:43:29,840
I didn't know I was speeding.

1857
01:43:31,320 --> 01:43:35,860
Now, the flash from the camera partially blinded me in my right eye.

1858
01:43:37,920 --> 01:43:40,640
And I was doing 57 kilometers in a 50 zone.

1859
01:43:42,940 --> 01:43:49,560
Now, if you're doing 57 kilometers in a 50 zone and you get partially blinded by the flash of the speed camera.

1860
01:43:51,040 --> 01:43:54,020
And then you run someone over and you kill them.

1861
01:43:54,820 --> 01:43:55,700
Whose fault is it?

1862
01:44:00,420 --> 01:44:01,480
Do you know what I mean?

1863
01:44:03,480 --> 01:44:06,760
I accept that I was in the wrong, but I mean...

1864
01:44:06,760 --> 01:44:10,820
It's society to blame because they blinded me, you see.

1865
01:44:11,660 --> 01:44:13,120
I think society is to blame.

1866
01:44:15,900 --> 01:44:19,600
So can I still have my job, Brendan Cafferky?

1867
01:44:22,640 --> 01:44:24,020
Can I still have my job?

1868
01:44:28,520 --> 01:44:29,340
How are you getting that?

1869
01:44:29,340 --> 01:44:34,180
You had an accident that involved innocent pedestrians. Your current drive station was terminated in New Orleans.

1870
01:44:35,140 --> 01:44:35,800
Be more careful.

1871
01:44:36,420 --> 01:44:37,600
Are you doing a business with donating?

1872
01:44:38,920 --> 01:44:40,420
Can I clear? Thank you very much.

1873
01:44:40,480 --> 01:44:41,240
Donating, yeah.

1874
01:44:42,340 --> 01:44:43,340
It's my...

1875
01:44:43,340 --> 01:44:48,940
Internal investigation. Look, I'm sorry.

1876
01:44:50,500 --> 01:44:55,580
All I can say is I'm sorry, and to the fellow who got fucking ran over, I'm sorry.

1877
01:44:57,120 --> 01:44:58,600
Are you doing a business with donating?

1878
01:44:58,600 --> 01:45:00,080
Brendan Cafferky.

1879
01:45:01,860 --> 01:45:07,800
On behalf of me and Cafferky, I want to say sorry to the families of those lost.

1880
01:45:08,760 --> 01:45:16,520
And I want to say well done to the families of those who weren't lost and who got to their destinations on time, courtesy of Schlageirn.

1881
01:45:17,060 --> 01:45:19,080
Always, always trying our best.

1882
01:45:20,360 --> 01:45:21,240
Vincent Brown.

1883
01:45:21,240 --> 01:45:22,840
I'm not going to donate.

1884
01:45:22,840 --> 01:45:23,980
Mad man up the town.

1885
01:45:24,340 --> 01:45:24,800
It's mighty.

1886
01:45:24,960 --> 01:45:26,920
And it's mighty that you're supporting the buses.

1887
01:45:27,800 --> 01:45:28,400
Look at...

1888
01:45:28,400 --> 01:45:31,460
That's all we've had time for for today.

1889
01:45:31,640 --> 01:45:35,480
It's sad that we end on that kind of sad funeral note, you know?

1890
01:45:36,060 --> 01:45:37,000
Have we got any...
